It's like the Clay Davis: I'll take any m'f'er's yards if they're giving them to me.

Our own stadium needs to be a safe space for our kickers’ balls!

Do you blame Jim Harbaugh? No I blame Hoobastank.

There needs to be a minimum number of charges Brandon Johns commits.

Coat the ball in stick 'em

All the trophies should be either live animals or bronzed and taxiderimied.

We should be Brian's banner ad instead of the dumbass Pitbull thing he had on there.

We wanted elite coaching in the Big Ten and now we've got it.

I’m just looking for signs that they didn’t take a year with nine returning starters and a five-star coming in at running back and light it on fire.

I just want to DK Metcalf the offense. That's where we are.