I remember when Russ Bellomy came in for Denard Robinson and I thought the starter was better.

"You don't want your quarterback to get thundersacked by a Colorado State player."

If this team falls apart it's not because the quarterbacks got mad at each other and threw ketchup on each other's shirts.

"Their wide receiver corps doesn't have a guy with a hyphen in it so they're pedestrian."

Well this reminds me of the situation with Whistlehead Grunkthump of the 1925 Fort Wayne Barons. And of course he was competing against Grover Cleveland for the starting coal miner job, and everyone knows how that went.

"I'm drinking the juice!"

I don't want to embrace an Orji.

He took mental reps. Yeah, so did I.

The public shouldn't be left in this zugzwang.

It's August. Time's up.