This is a quote.

But that's an analysis that's generally true when two football teams are playing like football teams, and one of them is not on a meth bender.

I've got bad news about meteorology.

They'll have to change their name to the Purdue Inceptions.

See my friends they grow wider than tall, and I know that the same happens to me.

"More like a global Fundemic!"

He's already on the hot seat with the fans; he did nothing to prevent Michigan from going 11-0.

"Just get an umbrella and a mai tai and see how the blocking develops."

And Wisconsin we don't need to talk about.

Let's ask Herschel Walker what he thinks about Marxist theory in the Triassic.