"If there was a guy named Dude Dude he would've been recruited."
"We have a strategic reserve of Muppets, so we gotta be careful."
"Someone on the internet was mad at you?? You've arrived, Alex. It's all downhill from here."
"The Iron D stood for 'Daddy' so we're just going to go with that."
"REM has songs that are not about sex. About the Cuyahoga River or whatever."
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