"If there was a guy named Dude Dude he would've been recruited."

You just said you're a Michigan fan with more words.

I'm not prioritizing class.

"Who's gonna roll the ball out now?"

"We have a strategic reserve of Muppets, so we gotta be careful."

"Tamper, tamper, tamper. Tamper. Tamper! Tamper."

"Someone on the internet was mad at you?? You've arrived, Alex. It's all downhill from here."

"The Iron D stood for 'Daddy' so we're just going to go with that."

"REM has songs that are not about sex. About the Cuyahoga River or whatever."

"It’s really their fault for putting R. Kelly in my head."