"I got my favorite spoon, and I got my second favorite spoon, but the third favorite spoon I gotta wash.”

It's a wet puddle that dried out, it's probably got some detritus in there. Like some smudge. 

Jay Harbaugh is getting grounded this weekend.

Chip Kelly is mad about it.

If they win the West I will wear a shirt that says "I am a Bert-liever"

We're playing "Remember Some Dudes" with just one guy.

Cooks and Tooks

He’s Finnish at the rim.

The sub-reddit is just all people with user-names like "shitty-fat tits" or "vagina blood fart" being really sincere people.

He started against Ohio State his freshman year. And beat them 42-27. Ohio State. I remember that. I think he also beat them the next year, too. 45-23. At Ohio State.