Football bits returns and brings with it loads of (possibly false) hope! 

Each of us is a spark; together we are a flame.

Well, since you're throwing bullets, I'm not even gonna mention the fact that you're an hour late, and I have been standing here trying to figure out who my starting pitcher would be if you didn't show up.

I suppose you'll want to say "ha ha ha YES" while reading this 

is the Howard Dean rant up next 

sure what the hell roll with it 

by god I roped curling into this one 

if you weren't paid to watch this, you might have a problem

Milton implodes, taking last vestige of hope to the bottom of the sea 

now with fewer curses on the season ahead!