it's not really a knife fight if you're the only one with a knife 

Matt wanted it to be made clear that he did not write the caption on the lead photo of Ignas getting Brazdeiki with it na na na na nah nuh na

There's a world in which nobody thought bringing back the guy who was in charge of the guy who killed a kid was a good idea. This is not our world. 

Zavier Simpson to Jon Teske is happening. Also: Austin Davis befriends a parrotfish!

I'm surprised there's not an anti-aging scam based on committing to and decommiting from Rutgers, except it wouldn't be a scam

He's back. What do we do with him?

Jon Teske's a big galoot, but a smart galoot