I talked to my mom today but now I feel like I should go visit 

Are we not doing phrasing anymore?

yep. knew I found the one …. She was 17 and her dad had to “sign her over to me” which is even more wild. We had been together for ~3 years at that point 

We’re gonna win a national title under May.

Might take 7-10 years like it did with Harbaugh but it’s gonna happen.

NFL hates the Lions. NBA hates the Pistons. NHL is “meh” about the Red Wings. Tigers manage to fuck themselves (see todays game for evidence #1 out of 1,352,522)

This is proven year over year.

Second Mother’s Day post? I’m not mad.

Hail my wife of 26 years, Hail my mom of 45 years, and Hail Michigan since 1817

Hell yea congrats ladies. We want ALL the B1G titles 

My mom doesn’t read this blog but she was the best mom there ever was. Tough when I needed it, soft, supporting and caring when I needed it.

Just glad I married a woman with the same intuitive understanding with my kids.

Love you mom. Love you Mrs. JAWS

I doubt that. Ruddddddock is still misspelled all the time 

NTTB

the only thing that I took from this is that I could beat Cryin Ryan in golf. Yet another loss to a Wolverine 

I rewatched the OSU / B1G / Rose Bowl / National Title games the other night because I was bored.

Edwards is a straight up killer in prime time 

Neat. 2 more NFL games I’ll never watch 

He is by all accounts a cheater and a douchebag so …. Yea. She probably hates him 

Dusty May is going to have us rolling again. Maybe not this year, but I think we’ll all be pleasantly surprised and sooner than originally thought.

He’s intense, highly intelligent, and is one hell of a coach. 

fuck OSU, get titles, fuck OSU, get titles 

Correct citation below:

kehnonymous (2024) Chip Kelly - Troubled History with Black Players.MGoBlog; May 9th, pg 2.

It actually was. From the article linked in the original post on May 6th …… 

Pan was also, by his own admission, high on the South American psychedelic brew known as “ayahuasca,” which was recently popularized by Aaron Rodgers, a conspiracy theorist who moonlights as an NFL quarterback.

this was info provided in the article when it was posted previously 

Those are rookie number my friend lol

Nephew lives in Portage and his apartment building has a tree on it.

No deaths have been reported, and I pray it stays that way, but a ton of damage done. Trailer park was trashed according to drone video on the news. At least two tornadoes touched down in Portage and one near Galesburg / West Battle Creek. Another near Colon. Probably others in SW Michigan.

Stay safe y’all 

Ok, so, 2 hours later it’s the second intermission of the Bruins v Panthers game so I figured I’d actually give it a read and holy shit it’s a great read (for the most part) and worth it. Basically shits on OSU and the speaker.

Pan was also, by his own admission, high on the South American psychedelic brew known as “ayahuasca,” which was recently popularized by Aaron Rodgers, a conspiracy theorist who moonlights as an NFL quarterback.

Pretty sure Rodgers is an NFL QB who moonlights as a conspiracy theorist, not the other way around. Also, psychedelics have shown massive potential in mental health and other applications, with little to no addictive properties. According to medical journals anyways.

Wouldn’t write a commencement speech tripping balls tho 

Better than me. A hockey guy with a football, scotch, and bourbon problem 

We won the national title last year. Zero superstition. We could go 4-8 and I’d still be celebrating last year 

Don’t care fuck em 

Eternal rest grant unto him, O Lord, and let perpetual light shine upon him. May the soul of the faithful departed, through the mercy of God, rest in peace.

Life is short … I’m lucky to be here. RIP young man 

I’m only 45 but have two kids who have graduated college. It’s an eye watering moment for sure.

Congrats bud 

this is why i don't gamble

It apparently involves dancing around a pole

Happy strippers day 

Plus hard to eat food as bland as the English food they were accustomed to in India 

6’0” 190lbs receiver. Grad transfer looks like. 

Majored in Math so will fit in just fine 

Welcome young man 

They weren’t scoring on that play regardless. Even if the snap was decent we were in the backfield by the time the ball was in his hands.

tennesse. no state taxes 

since someone already said Audi RS3 Sportback, I’ll go with the Mercedes Benz Unimog. 

Snow? Haha. Flood? Drive right through. Mud? Eat it for lunch. Get it with the camper setup and it’s the perfect apocalypse machine 

Faves: Comerica (the Tigers are always playing!), Wrigley (it kinda sucks but history and surrounding area makes it a great visit), Camden Yards (I really don’t know why I liked it but I did), Coors Field (great views, good food and drinks right across the street)

Least Faves: Oakland Coliseum … just an absolute dump 

I mean, I was rooting for Samaha but when you can get arguable the best kicker in the country, you don’t say no 

not a dig ….. but team 144 was one of the best defenses I have ever seen on a college football field. 

downvoted every dissenting opinion but upvoted this one.

Because you actually used real world evidence to state your point. And it made sense.

Ehh they don’t have a second round pick 

Stand pat and pick best available. Let Campbell turn him into a monster. 

sadness? idk 

Vikings are crushing it 

Screw them 

Salt and pepper beard here, bald head.

Would never dye anything. People look ridiculous when they do it. Obvious and makes you look like you have a complex about yourself 

obligatory ….

Fuck an ohio state 

Lions will get a top 15 talent at 29

Crazy world man. We’re national champs, presidential candidates are older than my grandparents, average house price is $450k with an 8% interest rate …. just bonkers out there guys 

I got some Blue Dream. Stop on by. Make sure RoboCop isn’t following you. Don’t want my house shot up.

Detroit is going to be like 

“Umm, 3 of our top 4 are still on the board. Whatcha boys wanna do besides crack a beer?”

JJ is going to the most “complete” NFL team that needed a QB

Decent OL, OK defense, great WRs and TE, solid RBs … he can win right away, and win a lot 

Daniels is going to DC. Brady in his prime couldn’t get them to the playoffs.

Maye have a shot but man … did JJ land in the best possible position. Penix pick is fucking hilariously bad and Williams is a head case and, well, it’s Chicago so he’ll flop 

Watch the Raiders pick Spencer Rattler

Cuz that’s the type of dumb fucking shit the raiders would do 

ATL has two QBs and they have one ACL and three rubber bands between the both of them.

Oh and they’ll be paying well over $30 mill a year for them

Matt Millen must be drafting for them