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Surely there's more to it…

Surely there's more to it than that? Like, can you think of an example? Feel free to be as detailed as possible. 

I love that you keep using…

I love that you keep using the phrase "cognitive fallacy." Please define this concept, at great length and detail if possible. 

Seems like we are renting…

Seems like we are renting Eli Brooks for a year (in a good way). Sounds good to me! 

 

Also Sanderson very…

Also Sanderson very obviously leaked the HR document, which is such a blatant "get ahead of the story to shape the narrative" move that it immediately strained credulity to me. 

I can't see that it's…

I can't see that it's reported anywhere other than Michigan Insider citing anonymous sources -- sounds like it's just not yet official but on the horizon. Two excellent staff hires so far, if true. 

Interesting to read Tim…

Interesting to read Tim Drevno and the word "quality" in the same sentence. Like water and oil, or Ryan Day and "toughness." 

Was it even signaling virtue…

Was it even signaling virtue or was Bert just a hungry hog rushing the slop trough? 

Jamison all day. His brother…

Jamison all day. His brother played at Michigan and he coached Newton to big ten defensive player of the year this year. Illinois isn't exactly a recruiting powerhouse either so he identifies talent in a way that works with what we already do. 

This is difficult…

This is difficult information to process as I am still sifting through all the clamor to hire a basketball coach with enough experience to have personally played the ancient Mayan sport of Pok-ta-Pok in 2000 BCE. Are these guys even old enough to have known Walter Camp? 

Everyone got mad at me for…

Everyone got mad at me for being mean to Beilein in another thread but I don't understand why people have amnesia about the fact that he himself lamented how he couldn't keep up with the changes in the landscape, and that was when he was 66 years old. Five years later is a long time for a 71 year old, why would he be up to speed now?

I also find the way he left our team to have been dishonorable, and what for? To humiliate himself at the highest level of basketball even before he made a bizarre racialized comment to his own team? I really dislike what he did and hope he doesn't return. 

Nothing to add, everyone in…

Nothing to add, everyone in this comment thread has done excellent work. 

The podcast would just be an…

The podcast would just be an an hourlong ambient recording of EMT's administering CPR to Brian after he intro'd the 'hottest takes' segment by growling SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHHH for eleven uninterrupted minutes. 

"College sports had…

"College sports had integrity back when all the resources went to ME." 

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I used 3D printing as…

I used 3D printing as learning tool when I worked at a school for kids with disabilities. I would sometimes sneak in my own prints into the cue, then ended up buying one of my own as they became more affordable. This is one of the Michigan-related things I made, a 2-piece coaster that's about 7-8 years old by now. 

Apologies to all:  I should…

Apologies to all:  I should have added the clarification that we can likely find a non-septuagenarian coach who bailed on the program with no plan who ALSO didn't get fired for making racially insensitive comments to his team during his tenure as one of the worst coaches in NBA history. It will be hard, because it's such a small pool of candidates, but I believe! 

Call me crazy but I bet…

Call me crazy but I bet there's at least one candidate out there who doesn't need to wear adult diapers and who hasn't bailed on our program at the 11th hour with no plan.

My verdict here is that…

My verdict here is that RockinLoud truly believed that XM was serious about Tom Brady getting divorced due to his poor 40 time. The ruling is drawn from a preponderance of evidence, specifically that the defendant wrote the words:

"Uhhhh, I don't think speed had anything to do with it based on the info that's out there"

Based on the thing that was actually written, I sentence RockinLoud to take it easy. Also chill pills are available at local pharmacies. 

I am spoiled by Seth's chart…

I am spoiled by Seth's chart artistry (chartistry?) as it took me an inordinate amount of time to figure out how to read these. 

I don't know what peeing in…

I don't know what peeing in my cornflakes means, I was just teasing that it's a little baby-ish to say "Just so you know I'm waiting patiently for my treat because I've been a good boy." I do agree that a lot of folks are giving you the benefit of the doubt, but to be clear I'm just giving you a little bit of a hard time for fun. Nothing serious happening here, just a little joke. 

Asking what a planned…

Asking what a planned timeline would be, is very different than complaining it's not done. 

I agree, OP would have seemed less impudent if they had done so lol 

 

Just so I understand... is…

Just so I understand... is this a post asking Seth to hurry up and write a book within 1.5 months of winning the national championship? 

We are the undefeated…

We are the undefeated national champions who have lost 3 games in 3 years. I do accept that. 

This did not deserve a…

This did not deserve a downvote

This is fair. My thought…

This is fair. My thought process was to set the tone by stating the purpose being for the posters to have a place to collect well wishes. I would be very disappointed if it turned into anything but that. 

The title was changed,…

The title was changed, hopefully that helps. But if you didn't know who the OSU basketball coach was in the first place (after all, the title did say "fires hoops coach holtmann"), you might have needed to read the article anyway. Sorry for the trouble. 

I agree that the landscape…

I agree that the landscape has changed and we are playing a different game now. But I think that masquerading playing the same game as (almost) everyone else for two decades while running a professional program is embarrassing, shameful, and very childish. They rigged the game and pretended to be better. Like Kramer dominating children in Karate class. 

Yes and yes.

Yes and yes.

It's a fair point, I wonder…

It's a fair point, I wonder if for Harper he's there for Pikiell, or if it's some combo of being a hometown kid / NIL. But yeah if he can get them to follow him it would be the best hire of the year. 

Works for me! 

Works for me! 

Pikiell has two of the top 5…

Pikiell has two of the top 5 recruits in the nation coming to Rutgers next year, somehow. I doubt he's leaving this year. 

Fair enough, I make a semi…

Fair enough, I make a semi-coherent version of the same joke in the body of the post anyway. Sorry for confusion. Change it as you see fit! 

Sorry, we can just change my…

Sorry, we can just change my joke that isn't landing to "OSU" since it seems to be not funny to people. 

Is it because I no longer…

Is it because I no longer consider the Ohio State athletics program to be affiliated with the University? They're a business not a family, remember? 

This is one of the rare…

This is one of the rare articles where, because I know Alex is an excellent and thorough writer, I will actually avoid reading. What a bummer. 

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Warde Manuel will have to…

Warde Manuel will have to pony up a lot more transformations after this. 

Agree completely -- having…

Agree completely -- having had some very minor success in the "poetry world" I believe in succinctness. In this case I believe it is much more succinct to use "proprioception" than the whole sentence it would require to bring Kittle up to speed!

Does anyone know if hiring…

Does anyone know if hiring an outside coordinator will affect the retention of Clinkscale? Hiring Don Brown over Greg Mattison caused Mattison to defect to Ohio State for his waning years. Mattison's history of disloyalty is well-known, so I'm not specifically worried Clink is gonna run to central Ohio to become a businessball coach, but he is already the co-DC. Is there a reason we aren't talking about promoting Clink as the sole DC? 

I've always found knowing…

I've always found knowing what words mean to be helpful in communication, but hey I was just an English major. And at Michigan to boot. 

I was strongly hoping that…

I was strongly hoping that Brian was going to end the article after the "welp" line as one of his mattress-esque flights of art. 

On a more serious note, Juwan's heart surgery feels like it will inform the timeline here, and it seems likely that he will get another year. It also seems likely that the recovery damaged his ability to coach, because even from the perspective of decline, the drop from last year to this year is wild, precipitous.

As I have said for two years, there needs to be a much better staff up and down. Phil's coaching was no better than Juwan's, and seems to have left little to build on. When Beilein had heart surgery in 2018 (the year before ghosting us), Yaklich was the D coordinator and leading practice with the other assistants. Martelli clearly played no such role. 

 if you were to propose…

 if you were to propose dumping millions into sports programs, but not halting the rise in tuition, improving graduate assistants pay, delaying fixes on housing and cost-of-living issues for the students, etc. you'd be doing a really lousy job as a Regent

I don't fully understand and would love for someone to explain to me how this works. I am always reading that the Athletic Department exists as a separate financial institution from the University itself. To me that implies a regent would have no ability to draw funds from the athletic department in order to pay grad assistants, etc. Any help explaining is appreciated! 

All those 5 stars yet a…

All those 5 stars yet a vacuum of talent on the O line. Maybe the butterfingers center they got from Alabama will stop greasing up his hands before every snap, but I think they are still weak as hell up front. 

"A certain Michigan related…

"A certain Michigan related website" has got to be the Victors HTML for beginners super secret insider board hosted by LiveJournal

Enjoyed this perspective…

Enjoyed this perspective. How can I be mad? Team 144, 1/8/24, the Rose bowl, these are things I will never forget in my lifetime. The culmination of a decade of good work. 

Outstanding 

Outstanding 

I believe the biggest reason…

I believe the biggest reason is something harder to define. People always call Jim "odd" and "abrasive" and comment on his personality all the time like it's just something we're supposed to assume is true.

However we want to define that, there are people who interact with him and don't like him and then try to bully him because they're dumb babies. I think the latter is hard to do to an extremely successful adult millionaire, but in my opinion the relationship with the NCAA and Big Ten is one where they are trying to bully Jim Harbaugh, as stupid as it sounds. 

I feel like "school" only…

I feel like "school" only applies extremely loosely to Ohio, more so in the "fish" way than in the traditional definition. 

Well, business people love…

Well, business people love deals after all...

No lies detected. 

No lies detected.