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Brian May 21st, 2019 at 10:33 AM

AT LEAST HE LOOKS LIKE BUNK MORELAND

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[EDIT (Seth): It looks like we got Cooley a raise. He's staying at Providence with a multi-year extension

Feel free to read the rest of this article as a low-ceilinged future avoided.]

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Ed Cooley moved from the fringes of the search to the dead center of it yesterday. Various media outlets reported that he interviewed with Warde Manuel yesterday, and then a Providence student aspiring to a job in media rushed out to a scoop of questionable veracity:

That six million dollar number is immediately dubious. What does that even mean? Six million a year? Michigan isn't making Ed Cooley the third-highest paid coach in the country. Six million over any reasonable length of time? Michigan isn't paying Ed Cooley less than Rutgers pays Steve Pikiell.

But when various folks set about debunking the above they picked their words carefully. Sam:

Interviewing a guy is a serious thing.

[After THE JUMP: I'd rather have a question mark.]

THE COOLEY PROBLEM

I don't know how much upside he has. Providence's rotation this year:

  • C Nate Watson, 4*, #100 overall, sophomore
  • F Alpha Diallo, 4*, #117 overall, junior
  • G Isaiah Jackson, George Mason transfer, senior
  • G David Duke, 4*, #47 overall, freshman
  • G Maliek White, 4*, #127 overall, junior
  • G Makai Ashton-Langford, 4*, #41 overall, sophomore
  • G AJ Reeves, 4*, #48 overall, freshman
  • C Khalif Young, 3*, #398 overall, junior

That's a lineup with a reasonable level of experience and plenty of talent. Those guys finished 164th in offensive efficiency. Providence offensive efficiency the three years prior: 100, 101, 92. Cooley's best offense, and best team, came immediately before that dismal four-year run of bricks. It featured Kris Dunn, a top 20 recruit who was about to be the fifth pick in the draft. That guy sucked up 30% usage and Providence was 42nd in offensive efficiency. They locked down a 6-seed and got bounced in the first round.

John Beilein had a worse offense than that once in the past decade—the team that lost both Caris LeVert and Derrick Walton. Cooley's teams have finished in the top 100 in turnover rate twice, topping out at 44th. After Beilein's first year his worst TO rate at Michigan ranked 38th.

That's eight years at the same program and all the offensive trends are negative. Cooley's teams are drifting increasingly far away from the new college "everyone's Steph Curry" paradigm. 3PA/FGA over the last four years: 128, 185, 291, 273. And they've been horrible bricklayers from three five of the last seven years, with one average season and a single lonely green blip:

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Cooley is an outright bad offensive coach. There's no excuse for his results given the talent on hand. I don't know if I can deal with all that red immediately after the Beilein era. Raise your hand if this makes you want to crawl in a hole:

 

Want to get hired by a fictional Michigan led by a sports blogger? Precision is what he wants.

Cooley would clearly be a good recruiter at Michigan, but with the top 20-30 players all but off limits his hypothetical Michigan rosters aren't going to be leaps and bounds better than those he's had at Providence. So why would his offense suddenly become acceptable?

THE DEEP DIVE

Grantland did an embedded reporter thing with Providence's Kris Dunn team, which ended up in a 13-point round one loss to Dayton. Halftime:

Cooley walks in and steps to the whiteboard. “Here’s what’s going to win the game for us,” he says. “No turnovers, finishing, and better transition D. Just be physical around the rim. We’re complaining about not getting calls. Maybe we don’t deserve the calls. Just finish.

“Honestly,” he says, “I don’t see a need for X-and-O adjustments. Our game plan is working. It’s not our defense. It’s our offense.” He goes through a few minor points — avoid fouls, throw crisper passes, drive when you see a lane. “We gotta be attack dogs,” Cooley says, shaking his head a little as he speaks. “We gotta play with that swag. We need some dog in us.”

Yikes.

THE OTHER COOLEY PROBLEM

His name has come up for a reason other than his coaching acumen:

DeFilippo fired Al Skinner, the head coach when BC "had it rolling" with seven bids in ten years. BC has not had a bid in the nine years since. Skinner's replacement, Steve Donahue, had a Wile E Coyote season the year after Skinner left and then went 9-22, 16-17, and 8-24 before getting fired himself.

So Cooley's name comes up in part because a former BC athletic director who made an incompetent hire knows him. He's no less of a who-you-know hire than Juwan Howard.

THE OTHER OTHER COOLEY PROBLEM

Think of this poor woman.

I sincerely hope there are no Michigan fans with "We had subs, it was crazy" tattooed on their bodies.

THE INFECTION

We're contagious.

PROVIDENCE — Is Ed Cooley a Providence Man?

Officials at Providence College and Friar fans are about to find out just how wedded Cooley is to the hometown job that he’s elevated to unprecedented levels over the last eight seasons. Cooley has had contact with representatives of the University of Michigan regarding its vacant basketball coaching job and one source close to the situation termed the state of affairs as “fluid.”

Providence doesn't have football, at least.

TODAY IS JUWAN DAY

Juwan Howard is preferable to Cooley. Any NBA system is going to be closer to Beilein's style of offense than Providence's grindball flex. Cooley has eight years at a major conference school in which he's proven he is a below-average offensive coach. Howard is more likely to retain a couple of assistants. And he's interviewing today.

Comments

Champeen

May 21st, 2019 at 10:58 AM ^

Nice write-up Brain.  Although i am no sheep, and do not agree with the opinion of many on here, i have to say this is spot on.

If Cooley is the guy, RIP Michigan basketball (and by RIP, i don't mean cellar, but simply average Big Ten, which we SHOULD NOT settle for).

This cannot be the choice.  It simply can't.

footballguy

May 21st, 2019 at 11:00 AM ^

Cooley is the safest pick. And clearly, all they want is for the basketball team to be relevant - Cooley guarantees that.

Howard has the prospect of more upside, but that's just speculation. It could end poorly just like most former NBA guys coming home. 

80:20 Cooley:Howard at this point to me. 

AC1997

May 21st, 2019 at 11:10 AM ^

It worries me that Cooley is considered by some (you included) as the "safest pick".  Reading the detailed coaching profiles at UMHoops I am glad to hear that Cooley's teams play incredibly hard for him and that he is an articulate and respected coach.  Yet anyone who thinks turning back the clock on offense to a "try hard" style equates to a safe pick is doomed.  Providence struggles to play offense in the Big East.  Now translate that to a strong defensive conference like the Big10 and we're going to look like Penn State out there. 

I also don't think Cooley is just going to hand the offense to an assistant and let him adapt to ball-screens or motion.  Most coaches don't do that and I'm not sure what assistant we'd want in that role anyway.  

I'd rank Cooley a distant fifth on my list:

  1. Howard (if he keeps assistants)
  2. Smart 
  3. Yak
  4. Jordan
  5. Cooley

shoes

May 21st, 2019 at 11:39 AM ^

Think the highest floor guy is Yak- because he can recruit and we will have good defenses, that makes us competitive even in years where the offense is off a bit. Have a Burke or Stauskas, or even a Wagner and we are title contenders.

blue in dc

May 21st, 2019 at 12:47 PM ^

if you are suggesting he is most objectively qualified to be a mediocre coach that is probably true.   He is probably also the most objectively likely to not be a really bad coach, but the other side of that coin is that he is most objectively qualified not to be a great coach.

While Howard and Yak both have some more downside risk, I think there is reasonable evidence that they are likely to be at least mediocre.   Yaklich has absolutely shown he can coach top level defense and he’s shown that as an assistsnt he can recruit.  I think those two facts alone suggest that mediocre is his floor and that he has real upside.

Howard may be more of a risk because his recruiting chops are all conjecture and we don’t know that he has high end coaching ability on either end of the floor (but his NBa experience certainly is encouraging).

 

remdog

May 21st, 2019 at 11:04 AM ^

Yeah, I'm on team Juwan now.  I definitely don't want Cooley.  Wins and losses aside, I want to watch entertaining basketball, not total crap offense.

massblue

May 21st, 2019 at 11:05 AM ^

I said it the first day that Ed is the likely choice, and I still think he will get the job.  I think he will win over UM fans. He is articulate and has a sense of humor.  He will recruit better than JB and will be able to attract pretty good assistants at UM to help him the offense. The fact that he has no connection with Midwest, it means that he is likely to keep all if not most of the JB's assistants.

massblue

May 21st, 2019 at 11:54 AM ^

We should compare his teams to JB's team at WV.  He has had much better recruits at Providence than JB had at WV.  He may even get an occasional 5*, something that JB could not do.  Also, people who complain about his offense, could say the same thing about JB defense until two years ago. In no way I am saying that he is an elite coach, but given the shitty situation that JB left us with, he is one of the best options that we have.

ish

May 21st, 2019 at 11:07 AM ^

Sam spoke a lot about LaVall Jordan this morning.  Sam typically picks topics on purpose.  I wonder if LaVall is now the most likely non-Juwan option.

Mr Miggle

May 21st, 2019 at 11:29 AM ^

I think so too, unless Juwan knocks it out of the park. It's not impossible Jordan or Smart have already had an interview. They have reportedly not wanted them to be made public.

Just a thought about the Cooley rumor. Isn't it good for him to have that out there? This way he can return to Providence after turning down Michigan and a big pay raise.

maize-blue

May 21st, 2019 at 11:39 AM ^

I somewhat listened to that too. I think Sam mentioned Jordan's buyout as the hurdle to clear. If UM is ok with the amount or negotiated amount he think's it would lead to an interview. But the buyout could also be a non-starter.

AFWolverine

May 21st, 2019 at 11:22 AM ^

I mean, if you're producing top 25 squads every year, that video clip sounds terrific. But Cooley isn't. He's a basketball Brady Hoke. PLEASE WARDE HIRE JUWAN HOWARD. I KNOW YOU'RE READING THIS BLOG.

Der Alte

May 21st, 2019 at 11:24 AM ^

I'd rather have a couple of mediocre seasons with Juwan until he gets the team firmly in his grasp and begins to challenge the MSUs and Purdues of the league as opposed to a long series of mediocre seasons with Cooley wallowing around in also-ran land (think Tommy Amaker).