Win Will Cause Me To/Loss Will Cause Me To Rutgers Edition
Back for another week of "Win Will Cause Me To/Loss Will Cause Me to." I'm hoping for a great effort out of the posters for a big rivalry game.
My leadoff:
Win will cause me to: Begin a thorough breakdown of Wisconsin
Loss will cause me to: Begin a thorough breakdown of Wisconsin...basketball
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Washington Winner:
Win will cause me to: Have a nice big pour of Basil Hayden, open all the windows, and blast the fight song.
Loss will cause me to: Shut off all the lights, still a big pour of Basil Hayden, and then probably wont leave the house for a week or so.
NIU Winner:
Win will cause me to: get irrationally excited about a less daunting B1G schedule than anticipated
Loss will cause me to: look under the bed for Rocky Lombardi
September 24th, 2021 at 11:35 PM ^
Is everyone assuming Wisconsin wins this weekend? M may be favored next Saturday.
September 24th, 2021 at 10:54 PM ^
Win will cause me to celebrate with some lap dances at the Bada Bing.
a loss will cause me to go through a AJ Soprano emo phase.
September 24th, 2021 at 11:10 PM ^
Win: curse Jim Delaney for adding Rutgers to the Big 10
Lose: curse the year 1916 for Michigan rejoining the Big 10 after it’s 9 year absence.
September 24th, 2021 at 11:10 PM ^
Win will cause me to believe that we are going 12–0
Loss will cause me to believe that we are going 11–1
I've been vaccinated for BPONE
September 25th, 2021 at 12:20 AM ^
I like the cut of your jib
September 24th, 2021 at 11:31 PM ^
Our running game alone will beat Rutgers, even if we don't throw a single pass. But Cade will throw a few TDs and have a good game. Our RBs will go over 300 yards once again.
Michigan 52 - Rutgers 24.
September 25th, 2021 at 12:39 AM ^
Win: shrug shoulder and say, it’s just Rutgers
lose: wear a mask to work to hide from coworkers
September 25th, 2021 at 12:39 AM ^
Win: shrug shoulder and say, it’s just Rutgers
lose: wear a mask to work to hide from coworkers
September 25th, 2021 at 1:13 AM ^
Win will cause me to: seek spiritual tips/tricks to prevent a key injury from derailing this season (looking at you for guidance stephenrjking ;)
Loss will cause me to: watch every episode of Jersey Shore as penance for my optimistic hubris
September 25th, 2021 at 7:07 AM ^
I know it is only Rutgers but this is a trap game. With Madison on the horizon the coaches will have to keep them focused on this game. It will be closer than expected but we will end up winning with a big scare.
September 25th, 2021 at 7:27 AM ^
September 25th, 2021 at 7:27 AM ^
A win will have me worried about going to Madison next week. A loss and I could give two shits about going to Madison next week.
September 25th, 2021 at 7:42 AM ^
Winning will cause me to gird my loins in prepararion of what could be a very successful season.
Losing will cause me to pull out Thomas Paynes' 'The Crisis' to help me gird my loins for what could be a very unsuccessful season.
September 25th, 2021 at 9:16 AM ^
I respectfully disagree. We are going to destroy them. (Loss will cause me to stop watching football for 11 months.)
September 25th, 2021 at 3:57 PM ^
A win: Increase the tempo of the current drinking marathon...
A loss: Its fucking Rutgers...lol who am I kidding (knock on wood)