Win will cause me to/Loss will cause me to
Win will cause me to go on a 10 mile run including to the top of a sand dune no matter the weather.
Loss will cause me to listen to Lynyrd Skynyrd's Tuesday's Gone on repeat and go for a walk alone Saturday night on golf course down the road from me.
November 25th, 2021 at 12:02 AM ^
Loss: collect my winnings from betting on OSU to win
win: (I refuse to try and kick that ball, Lucy) buy airfare to Indy
November 25th, 2021 at 2:11 AM ^
Win: Will force my Argentine wife and half-Argentine kids to rewatch all weekend long.
Loss: Will endure my Argentine wife saying things like "Pero qué pasa? Vemos la camiseta y tenemos miedo? NO ENTIENDO! Desde te conozco solamente ganamos una puta vez contra estos pelotudos? Si no son los árbitros son nuestros errores. Y mirá a estos hinchas idiotas de Ohio State. No aguanto más. POR FAVOR! Apagá la tele."
November 25th, 2021 at 2:36 AM ^
Win - Cry. Jump up and down like a fool. Drink.
Lose: Cancel my hotel in Indy. And wonder if I'll ever see us win The Game again in my lifetime. I'm 58. God willing, I still have a lot of years left.
Fuck Ohio.
November 25th, 2021 at 6:21 AM ^
Win or lose, this team has much to be proud of and I'll be celebrating on Saturday never the less.
November 25th, 2021 at 7:32 AM ^
I'll be self medicating with some bourbon so anything is possible.....
November 25th, 2021 at 8:56 AM ^
I expect to win so that is all I expect
November 25th, 2021 at 9:36 AM ^
Win will cause me to punch a buckeye in the nuts.
Loss will cause me to do the same but no ice.
November 25th, 2021 at 9:46 AM ^
Win will cause me to: scream, run around, and chug a two hearted.
Loss will cause me to: Look like I’m annoyed cat, shrug my shoulders and start wondering if Brian is right. We are living in a teenage OSU fan NCAA14 simulation. Nothing is real.
November 25th, 2021 at 10:03 AM ^
At least bring a putter and 3 balls on your golf course walk. I'll be at my 0710 tee time on Sunday morning like I have been doing for the last umpteen years after a UM loss. Won't know what to do if they win...start worrying about a rematch with Wisconsin?
November 25th, 2021 at 10:38 AM ^
Win will cause me to: Scream, cry, then drink.
Loss will cause me to: Be upset for the day, drink, decide that this isn't worth ruining the long weekend.
November 25th, 2021 at 7:44 PM ^
A win will bring me to unquenchable tears. A loss will bring me to unquenchable tears
November 26th, 2021 at 10:44 AM ^
A win will cause me/us to party long into the night in ole Ann Arbor town
A loss will cause me to moan “No, no, no,no…” and ache in every ounce of my body
November 26th, 2021 at 10:51 PM ^
Win will cause me to go out of my mind trying to even figure out how to celebrate. Smoking one of my best cigars will definitely be part of it. Reveling in highlights and re-watching the entire game at least once during the week will also be part of it. Celebratory phone calls and texts w various M fans I'm friends with will also be part of it.
Loss will cause me to try to keep perspective: this team has 10 wins, including some tough road wins. The latter is a clear sign of progress. I will then look forward to beating a very good bowl opponent. Finally, I will probably avoid the forum for a few days because I don't want to read the inevitable flood of nonsense about how M should fire Harbaugh and this person or that person.