Secret BCS meeting
This morning, there was a secret meeting of the various conference commissioners aboard the Death (to the BCS) Star, and the following was overheard:
December 2nd, 2013 at 12:52 PM ^
December 2nd, 2013 at 12:53 PM ^
I just watched this the other day. Nice job. Kudos for the Star Wars reference.
December 2nd, 2013 at 12:58 PM ^
It was on Spike TV all weekend. I watched IV V and IV each at least once over the long weekend.
December 2nd, 2013 at 12:54 PM ^
December 2nd, 2013 at 12:55 PM ^
Well, it's a well known fact, Sonny Jim, that there's a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world, known as The Pentavirate, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado, known as The Meadows. The Queen, The Vatican, The Gettys, The Rothschilds, *and* Colonel Sanders before he went tits up. Oh, I hated the Colonel with is wee *beady* eyes, and that smug look on his face. "Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken! Ohhhhh!"
December 2nd, 2013 at 1:05 PM ^
"Dad, how can you hate, The Colonel?"
"Because he puts in addictive chemical in it that makes you crave it fortnightly smartass!"
"Ahhhh....cuckoo, cuckoo...."
December 2nd, 2013 at 1:11 PM ^
Mike Myers' best characters, hands down
December 2nd, 2013 at 2:40 PM ^
Very glad someone picked up on that...thanks!
December 2nd, 2013 at 12:58 PM ^
December 2nd, 2013 at 12:59 PM ^
Whoa how do you know all this went down?!
December 2nd, 2013 at 1:02 PM ^
That is pretty cool....
December 2nd, 2013 at 1:03 PM ^
IT'S A TRAP!
December 2nd, 2013 at 1:09 PM ^
Very well done! I wonder if BCS Executive Director Bill Hancock would have been a good Tarkin.
"Enough of this! Delany, put down the money!"
...or later on...
"Would you prefer another conference, a non-AQ conference? Then name the team!"
"Boise State. I want Boise State."
"There, you see, Mr. Delaney, he can be reasonable...continue with the selection process, you may announce when ready."
December 2nd, 2013 at 1:13 PM ^
Bob Bowlsby: "Whatever Texas said, verbatim. Oh god please make sure it's verbatim."
December 2nd, 2013 at 1:18 PM ^
You forgot:
Swarbrick:
"Don't forget Notre Dame!"
December 2nd, 2013 at 1:51 PM ^
No, the ACC was accounted for.
December 2nd, 2013 at 2:34 PM ^
BOOM!
December 2nd, 2013 at 1:27 PM ^
Excellent.
December 2nd, 2013 at 1:51 PM ^
Posts like this don't come around often enough. At first I go WTF? before appreciating their brilliance. Well done!
December 2nd, 2013 at 2:04 PM ^
Tip of the cap to you good sir.
December 2nd, 2013 at 3:07 PM ^
December 2nd, 2013 at 9:28 PM ^
I lack the skill.
December 2nd, 2013 at 9:51 PM ^
December 2nd, 2013 at 11:10 PM ^
Sparty will take OSU to OT! Sparty blows it in OT. Auburn blows out MO and jumps OSU for the number 2 spote. Ohio is left out of the championship game. LOL!