OT: Your favorite movie deaths

Submitted by Nobody Likes a… on May 17th, 2019 at 6:33 PM

Having just come back from an office team building screening of John Wick 3, and watching him dispatch of Boban in a fairly unique fashion, I started thinking about great movie deaths.

I have always been personally partial to the campier deaths of the Bond series. The Kananga balloon complete with pigeon double take has always ranked highly with me. Mostly for the incoherently campy glory of it

 

 

80blue

May 17th, 2019 at 7:34 PM ^

Commodus was such a despicable character, and he died such a fitting death at the hands of Maximus, who then died an appropriately tragic death. “Are you not entertained?” Also one of my favorite movie lines. 

xtramelanin

May 17th, 2019 at 7:35 PM ^

khan (from hell's heart i stab at thee) and spock (sometimes the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the one)

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wile e. coyote (any of 10,000 times)

greg nedermeyer (killed by his own troops)

yukon corrnelius and the snow monster (fake out!)

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the shark in jaws (smile you son of a....boom!!)

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readerws6

May 17th, 2019 at 8:43 PM ^

The lawyer on the toilet in Jurassic Park. They have made Rexy a somewhat good guy in the newer ones but that was really the first time you actually wanted the T rex to win.

Yessir

May 17th, 2019 at 8:46 PM ^

Maximus Decimus Meridius  Gladiator 

Jules Winfield - Anyone he took out in Pulp Fiction, like Brett. 

Fishbulb

May 17th, 2019 at 8:51 PM ^

By favorite, I mean cringey/memorable (as opposed to being satisfied a character died).

In no particular order:

Quint in Jaws—slow, deliberate, and just horrifying. Even more so when you remember his character survived the USS Indianapolis. This haunted me as a kid. 

https://youtu.be/pmLP0QQPqFw

Mellish in Saving Private Ryan—another slow, deliberate, tough to watch one. Looked like he was winning the fight until the end. Made worse by Upham turtling and the German shit-talking him as he killed him.

https://youtu.be/uW9Q1cm_Tnw

Sgt. Elias in Platoon—magnificently filmed and acted. The desperation in his running, the panic on the unflappable Barnes’ face.

https://youtu.be/QEv3zzKyiFQ

Peterson in The Green Berets. While a little campy now, young me was devastated. 

https://youtu.be/Wjy7FeD38Gg

The entire final shoutout scene in Unforgiven. Some of the best dialogue of all time. Clint walks in, dragging his gigantic balls, and asks “Who’s the fella that owns this shithole?” Then methodically eliminates the minor league posse...

https://youtu.be/KmhGYB4NdYc

...while saving Little Bill for last (unless you count the unfortunate fellow he casually dispatches on his way out)...all while calmly accommodating WW Beauchamp’s curiosities.

https://youtu.be/Mjkt4UgcTmg

And Prince Oberyn Martell spiking the ball on the one yard line...

https://youtu.be/nqT22PlqnUA

titanfan11

May 17th, 2019 at 9:05 PM ^

Just a few random ones that come to mind...

Joker from the original Batman (the look on his face, the "laughing")

Cary Elwes character in Twister

The Six-Fingered Man

That Russian guy at the end of The Equalizer

Johnny Depp's character in Nightmare on Elm Street

 

 

BlueMarrow

May 17th, 2019 at 10:29 PM ^

Bond, after having his way with a female adversary, making her get ready to go out, only to deliver her at the door to the police. Then he waits for his would be assassin: "That's a Smith and Wesson, and you've had you're six."

Wolverdirt

May 17th, 2019 at 10:47 PM ^

Have to add another one: The Good, The Bad, The Ugly. “Blondie” sends Angel Eyes to his grave (along with his hat and pistol). Greatest movie ever.

Cromulent

May 17th, 2019 at 11:09 PM ^

Pluto's death in One False Move. Because I think its the most lifelike death.

Underrated movie too. Good script and Paxton is excellent.

 

Double-D

May 17th, 2019 at 11:25 PM ^

Quinn in Jaws was a good one.  

Watching Michael Corleone get revenge as a non soldier in Godfather was pretty satisfying.

 Niedermeyer’s Horse in Animal House was fun.  

Charlie Sheen killing Tom Berenger in Platoon was the right thing to do.

Donny the Bear Jew Inglorious Bastards was a graphic baseball bat scene 

All the Russians in Top Gun 

Who wouldn’t like to go out like my boy Blue   

All time best was a Dirty Harry “do you feel lucky punk?”