OT: Weis' Knee Falls Apart
Not unlike his college coaching career.
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news;_ylt=AufGk7iv3b0zJkRrn8Jgwbk5nYcB?slug…
That bit of cheddar sauce from that beef n' cheddar you had last week while wearing shorts that fell on your knee and dried there doesn't count as part of your knee.
Miss you, big guy! xoxoxo
After he was fired? Did they really write him a $20 Million check? They must of settled for something less, right?
$75 and a side of beef
worth of beef? You sure that'll keep him alive?
Weis probably would have settled for a Golden Corral with a "crow's nest" apartment on top.
Bet he was tempted to eat it.
Somehow this seems about the only way Charlie is going to lose those dreaded pounds. I thought he was going to have surgery after the ND season? Is he waiting for his benefits to kick in before he does this? He would be much happier if it were his large BIF that fell off, that is what he wanted to happen in the first place.
Leprosy is nothing to laugh at.
Q: What did the leper say to the woman of negotiable affection?
A: Keep the tip.
Q: What do you call a leper in a hut tub?
A: Stu
Sounds pretty nasty. I hope it doesn't cause him too much pain.
"We got no quarterback, we got no defense...
Our coach's KNEES ARE FALLING OFF..."
about as much as he's gonna miss part of his knee
I want to know what the hell his knee has been a topic of speculation of?? Then he failed to offer more insight?? About what??
could his knee problems be related to any other physical ailment?
August 10th, 2010 at 11:29 AM ^
I always thought it was Carson Butler who blocked the ND player into Weis, but after watching that video again...it's BG. Wow...never thought I could love him more than I already do.
August 10th, 2010 at 11:39 AM ^
Ya think??? HA
I'd want to get out from underneath that, too, if I were his knee.
This thread just proves that any thread about Charlie Weis from now on will be 80% about food/eating.
I miss Charlie Weis. He was everything I want an opposing coach to be. Although so was Willingham.
...so will Kelly.
I never understood how some of you guys made fun of charlie when our oc is just as big. Grow up guys
We make fun of our oc also. We're equal opportunity fun makers.
Lighten up Francis.
Weis's fatness was just part of what made him a perfect foe. His incredible arrogance ("You'll have a 14-point schematic advantage"), complete lack of humility and phony attempts at sounding articulate (including some Alanis Morrisette-esque uses of "ironic"), coupled with his fatness, made him the best coach to hate ever. He was almost a cartoon villain.
Fortunately, we still have Dantonio, Hope and Zook to provide us with some good villainy this season.
...a little bit.
Zook's not a villain, not even a bad coach, just a poor Head Coach.
We mock him for being fat, but we only do so because he is a huge jackass. If he was 190 pounds, we'd mock him for something else. His weight is just the biggest target....
...other than his gigantic ass (miss you big guy...).
Cam you're on the other side of the ball now, so you have free reign to poke fun as well.
Come back to the NCAA soon Coach Weis, we miss you (xoxo).
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That picture honestly gave me the willies.....
Take that off here!
First he loses his job, then he loses his translator droid, then he has to feed one of his dancing girls to that thing in the basement, now the knee.. next thing you know he'll be bargaining with a jedi for Captain Solo's life.
I see Charlie's knee having a striking similarity to a game of Jenga. Every block you pull away makes the stack less and less stable until eventually collapsing. In Charlie's case every meal/small child he ate made his knee less and less stable until it finally collapsed.
No gout about it!
. . . did not have a decided schematic advantage over other people's joints.
Not at a schematic advantage (has cattle prod at the ready, though):
Time to challenge JoPa and Bobby B to a race: