OT: RIP: Tawny Kitaen
Tawny Kitaen, famed for Bachelor Party, shaking her ass on the hood of Whitesnake’s car, and, of course, The Perils of Gwendoline has passed.
https://variety.com/2021/film/news/tawny-kitaen-dead-whitesnake-video-bachelor-party-1234969193/
We’ll always have her appearance on Seinfeld.
Isabel: Ever since you came back from the Army, you've changed. I swear Nelson, I don't even know who you are anymore.
Jerry: I'm Nelson!
Isabel: That's not the line, Jerry.
Jerry: Alright, alright, I'm sorry. (reading) Nothing's changed, Alma, I just need more time.
Isabel: I swear, Nelson, sometimes at night, when you're not around, I just go crazy thinking about you.
Jerry: Well, you just need to relax. Maybe a hobby, bowling is fun.
Isabel: Yeah, bowling's good if you're really gross and ugly.
The Brain vs Penis chess match episode.
Al Bundy is sad today.
Because he didn’t really score 4 TDs in a game?
The object of many of my favorite adolescent fantasies.... RIP.
Wow. They say these things come in 3's.
Oh my God! WE MUST PROTECT KELLY LEBROCK AT ALL COSTS!
Some memories from the 80s have faded. But not this one...
"So, what would you little maniacs like to do first?"
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"I was nuts for the girl. She had big titties. She wouldn't have to worry about no titties for the rest of her life. That's the truth!"
I was once called into a small interrogation room by corporate security at a bank I worked at around 1999 and asked several times if I knew who Kelly LeBrock was. I kept saying no and they kept getting more an more agitated with me. Finally after some awkward silence they told me that I was pulling up naked pictures of Kelly LeBrock on my work computer all Friday night and they were going to investigate. Turns out I had an alibi (I had badged out) and instead it was the guy who sat next to me who logged into my computer and jerked off to pictures of her all night. So still have very mixed feelings when I see pictures of her.
Was that wrong?
Apparently not because he ended up working there longer than I did.
Was that wrong?
I had a girlfriend that was friends with Kelly LeBrock at one time in her life. It was during the time when she was with Steven Segal. One time she picked her up to go do something. She was crying when she got in the car and her face was beat up. She said, "Steve just beat me up" .
Rest in Peace.
A good time to remember one of the great moments in sound guy history.
Great dig at Fedorov in there.
She also beat the crap out of Chuck Finley with a stiletto. So, there’s that too
If I was 10 years older , I would have a spilled a lot seed to her
More spilled seed than Michael J Fox at a bird feeder.
Who would downvote this?
Ace
Wasn't she a co-host with Dave Coulier on America's Funniest People?
Wow, here’s how you know you’re old....yeah, always thought Tom Hanks was the luckiest man alive bc he got paid to kiss the sexiest girl I’d ever seen....
Among other things, she had an affair with O.J. Simpson and she played Mona Loveland on the reincarnation of WKRP In Cincinnati in the early 1990s, if anyone remembers that.
I hadn't really heard her name in quite some time though.
RIP.
It would have been interesting to see how it turned out if the two of them ever got into a fight.
I just rewatched the Here I go Again video in her honor. It's funny because in my memory, 90% of the video is her in the white dress on the hood of the car. In reality, she's probably in 20% or less of the video.
She dated Robbin Crosby of Ratt, appearing on a couple of covers.
A young Tawny in this Ratt video. (Unfortunate, IMO, that the "concert" footage doesn't match the song.)
And another Whitesnake video.
I was very sad to see this. Bachelor Party changed my life.
She starred in underrated horror movie Witchboard also.