OT: It’s Halloween!!!

Submitted by ThePonyConquerer on October 31st, 2019 at 9:32 PM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3Uwq5y9Yasg

[BROOKE]
Picked out a costume for tonight
Made sure to get a size that was a lot too tight
You can kinda see my business, but I'll act like I don't know
Who-a-a-ow!

[JAKE]
I got a condom

[CHLOE]
And a flask

[RICH]
I stole my older brother's Jason mask
And I don't have a machete, but a loaf of bread will do - ow

[KIDS]
Ooo

[JAKE, spoken]
Who's ready for my Halloween party?!

(sung)
Everybody's got a red solo cup
Fill it up, fill it up
Hear the beer spill on the ground

[KIDS]
Everybody's all like "Sup?"
"Yo man, sup?" "Let's catch up" "Let's smoke up"
Look how many drinks I've downed
Every single song's all like "Woop!"
They're all "Woop!"
We're like "Yup! Turn it up!"
As we stumble to the sound
'Cause a Halloween party's a rad excuse
To put your body through mad abuse
And I might pass out, but it's alright
'Cause I'm Halloween partying hard tonight!

It's Halloween
It's Halloween
Crank the bass!
It's Halloween
Break a vase!
It's Halloween
Jello shots!
It's Halloween
Liver spots
From Halloween

(INSTRUMENTAL)

Everybody's got a red solo cup
Fill it up, fill it up
Hear the beer spill on the ground
Everybody's all like "Sup"
"Yo man, sup?" "Let's catch up" "Let's smoke up"
Look how many drinks I've downed
Every single song's all like "Woop!"
They're all "Woop!"
We're like "Yup! Turn it up!"
As we stumble to the sound
'Cause a Halloween party's a rad excuse
To put your body through mad abuse
And I might pass out, but it's alright
'Cause I'm Halloween partying hard tonight
It's Halloween
It's Halloween
Before the kill screen hits the scene
Gimme nicotine, Vaseline, amphetamine, and gasoline!
It's alright, 'cause tonight it's Halloween
Whoa
Whoa

aa_squared

October 31st, 2019 at 10:30 PM ^

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsHC8Hwnh30

 

Coming out of my cage
And I've been doing just fine
Gotta gotta be down
Because I want it all
It started out with a kiss
How did it end up like this?
It was only a kiss, it was only a kiss
Now I'm falling asleep
And she's calling a cab
While he's having a smoke
And she's taking a drag
Now they're going to bed
And my stomach is sick
And it's all in my head
But she's touching his chest now
He takes off her dress now
Let me go
And I just can't look, it's killing me
And taking control

Jealousy, turning saints into the sea
Swimming through sick lullabies
Choking on your alibis
But it's just the price I pay
Destiny is calling me
Open up my eager eyes
'Cause I'm Mr. Brightside

I'm coming out of my cage
And I've been doing just fine
Gotta gotta be down
Because I want it all
It…