Officially from the Office of Officiality
January 9th, 2015 at 12:03 PM ^
EDIT: definitely read that as "Stanford Offensive Coordinator" to begin with. I need better glasses. Anyway, carry on.
January 9th, 2015 at 1:31 PM ^
Sanford and sons...
January 9th, 2015 at 11:11 AM ^
Cross between Randy Quaid and Louis C.K.? I expect our offense to be both brutally effective and dryly hilarious.
January 9th, 2015 at 11:21 AM ^
good mashup, is it me or does Durkin have a striking similarity to Christopher Waltz?
January 9th, 2015 at 11:28 AM ^
DJ Durkin is Neal McDonough
January 9th, 2015 at 6:16 PM ^
Uncle Fester of the Adamms Family and Adam Sandler's boss in Anger Management who's cat loved crab cakes.
January 9th, 2015 at 12:08 PM ^
As long as the shitter don't fill up.
January 9th, 2015 at 11:15 AM ^
my first thought was Louis CK.
January 9th, 2015 at 11:29 AM ^
January 9th, 2015 at 11:33 AM ^
If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now.
January 9th, 2015 at 11:47 AM ^
"They had to replace my metal plate with a plastic one. Every time Catherine would rev up the microwave, I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour."
January 9th, 2015 at 11:48 AM ^
This is what what the NFL "insiders" were thinking when Harbaugh was on the plane to Michigan.
January 9th, 2015 at 11:46 AM ^
That hurts.
January 9th, 2015 at 12:12 PM ^
Better to think of him as Russell Case, the drunk pilot who brings down the alien ship in "Independence Day."
"Hello boys ... I'M BAAAACK!"
January 9th, 2015 at 11:37 AM ^
I think they need an "of" before "Tim Drevno". I wonder if Wheatley and Fisch will also have an OC title or if only Drevno will.
January 9th, 2015 at 11:19 AM ^
The Department of Redundancy Department.
January 9th, 2015 at 11:19 AM ^
who ever is putting this infographic stuff together in the MGOBlue office is killing it. They should do player profile's like this, recruits would eat it up!
January 9th, 2015 at 11:22 AM ^
Except for misspelling "Iupati"
January 9th, 2015 at 11:12 AM ^
January 9th, 2015 at 11:15 AM ^
Link: Drevno Named U-M's Sanford Robertson Offensive Coordinator
Official: Drevno named U-M's Sanford Robertson Offensive Coordinator. » http://t.co/gOtpgg3zm3 pic.twitter.com/M1HOXJm8P0
— Michigan Football (@umichfootball) January 9, 2015
January 9th, 2015 at 11:12 AM ^
He has a tall mountain to climb.
January 9th, 2015 at 11:13 AM ^
Does this mean we won't hear about the rest of the coaches until they find sponsors for them?
January 9th, 2015 at 11:18 AM ^
Or how about something someday for the players too -- like, "the Phil Knight Starting Quarterback of the Oregon Ducks"
Oops I think they already do that.
January 9th, 2015 at 11:31 AM ^
By announcing them one at a time, it allows ESPN to re-publish each press release on a daily basis and keep Michigan on the front page for 9 days straight! Geniuses!
January 9th, 2015 at 11:50 AM ^
Come on MGoBloggers, let's cut those checks in the names of our MGoBlog patrons.
"The Heiko Yang Bubble Screen Coordinator Jedd Fisch"
"The Brian Cook Family Trust Running Game Coordinator Tyrone Wheatley"
"The Recruiting Czar Roy Manning, Sponsored by MGoBlog.com and Ace Anbender's Roth IRA"
January 9th, 2015 at 12:41 PM ^
"Don's Family Bag of Empty Pop Bottles Passing Game Coordinator Jedd Fisch."
January 9th, 2015 at 1:17 PM ^
For "just" passing game coordinator you'd probably get a discount, but where do you store your thirty million bottles? I always seem to run out of space after about fifteen million.
January 9th, 2015 at 11:15 AM ^
So ,does this mean that Wheatley is RB coach and run game coordinator?
January 9th, 2015 at 11:17 AM ^
Now we just need the Fred G. Sanford Junk Empire Coordinator.
Edit: The G stands for Go Blue
January 9th, 2015 at 11:16 AM ^
Gatorade Beverage Defensive Coordinator -- we're Dunkin' Durkin!
January 9th, 2015 at 11:17 AM ^
January 9th, 2015 at 11:20 AM ^
I'd be willing to chip in $100 for the Wendyk5 Dessert Coordinator. Desserts are important.
January 9th, 2015 at 11:21 AM ^
For the second time this week, I get a kick out of how the offiicial word - at least by MGoBoard standards - tends to be the last announcement on the matter, coming after it is more or less the prevailing assumption of the community. In any case, welcome to Michigan (officially), Tim Drevno!
Sorry the weather couldn't be better for these coaches just arriving here, but it is what it is in the Great Lakes in January.
January 9th, 2015 at 11:36 AM ^
January 9th, 2015 at 11:26 AM ^
Please rid the program of the family name sponsorship. I swear, we are the only fools in Division 1 who do this. It's embarrassing. No offense to the families at all, but are we that capitalistic for money?
January 9th, 2015 at 11:28 AM ^
January 9th, 2015 at 11:34 AM ^
January 9th, 2015 at 11:53 AM ^
"Capitalistic" can't be the right word since donating and giving away money has to be the opposite of the "for profit" concept that defines capitalism.
January 9th, 2015 at 1:14 PM ^
January 9th, 2015 at 11:28 AM ^
I hope this trickles down to Intramurals so I can have the Tuesday Night Mitchell Field Flag Football Supervisor award named after me.
January 9th, 2015 at 11:54 AM ^
Hey, in private schools, they name their trees and benches too. I've seen those little "In Honor Of" or "In Memory Of" tags on everything during the private school days.
January 9th, 2015 at 11:29 AM ^
I am glad to see this as an official statement, he, I believe, will bring that element of 'We're gonna kick your ass no matter what you run against us' of the classic M teams.