Mike Gundy believes cell phones are hurting football

Absolutely a perfect comparison. Well done. 

a little cowboy mullet, maybe something like this:

Want to add stuff about chemtrails, too? Or moon landings?

EDIT: You are correct about obesity and yes, cell phones at max RF output can do rough things to you under prolonged exposure. It's not hard to prevent prolonged exposure in that mode, though, and even a few inches of separation lowers the power density appreciably. Just don't keep your phone in your bra or jock strap.

You had me until you got to fluoride.

Well Rice, it sure helped prevent resistance and organizing against oppression for 30 years before Black Lives Matter finally broke through! All it's done is sell Reaganism, selfishness & self interest, greed, shallowness, materialism, consumerism, capitalism, stepping on people as the way to get ahead, macho-ism, misogyny, violence, and focusing on gossipy Springer like personal soap opera bullshit RATHER than on the roots and facts of what is being done to them collectively, by design, by whom, why, how, and how to fight back collectively. 

Look at Hoover and Cointelpro. Look at the CIA producing their own national faux art magazines & other methods of selling and promoting the idea of abstract art as hip, cool and advanced, and that meaningful social commentary and political art was unhip and uncool and somehow not the job or role of art and that it is lesser art!!!  Look at how popular culture in general has treated the 60's protest movements and issues as jokes and caricatures, seem out of date and uncool and silly.

Look at the "war on drugs." Look at the Powel memo & how that has manifested, look at the Iran/Contra-inner city crack scandal & why poor black and brown areas were targeted. Look at all the other efforts to combat, squash, demonize and even kill the messengers and messages of freedom, justice, civil rights, black equality or power, protest, collective action or education about those issues, and then compare the themes and music of the civil rights movement and how that was joining people together in solidarity against the enemies and forces against them, to corporate promoted, sold and over sold rap and hip hop that, generally, preach everything the opposite, and put it all in context.  Look at how well it all worked!

I think you're missing his point. He's not saying players are slower or weaker. He's saying they don't play backyard sports as much or spend as much time being involved in various athletic activities. Therefore, he says football instincts, etc. are more lacking than in past generations.

Just because we don't like Mike Gundy doesn't mean he's wrong about everything.

The "American family" is the breakdown of "the family."

2 parents + kids =/= a family.

Since the foggy beginngings of the human species families have been large agglomerations of 30+ people in a tight vicinity. Grandma's, grandpa's, uncles, aunts, cousins, wisdom, assistance, community.

It gone now.