November 23rd, 2018 at 7:21 PM ^
liquidate ohio state
tumble woody hayes
ohio has a lot of cows
send them off to graze
knock them off their ivory towers
send them crawling into the showers
liquidate ohio state
its a know-nothing party school!
November 23rd, 2018 at 7:30 PM ^
Excellent. Just showed all my young children this beauty. They went from confused to singing along.
November 24th, 2018 at 12:05 AM ^
What 1995 Geocities website did you pull this off of?
November 24th, 2018 at 12:26 AM ^
I learned it as “Humble Woody Hayes” not “tumble”
November 23rd, 2018 at 7:34 PM ^
I always thought annihilate Ohio State had a better ring to it .
November 23rd, 2018 at 9:53 PM ^
Yeah, "annihilate" was the version I learned too, decades ago. But either way, much better lyrics than what the "cooler poopers" sing.
November 23rd, 2018 at 7:44 PM ^
They MUST be DESTROYED!! We MUST RUIN that PROGRAM!!
November 23rd, 2018 at 7:48 PM ^
Lmao Dick Purtan ftw
November 23rd, 2018 at 8:00 PM ^
Let's get these fart knockers!
November 23rd, 2018 at 8:01 PM ^
Defenestrate Ohio State.
November 23rd, 2018 at 8:29 PM ^
This is good, but when does the anime preview drop? That is always my favorite pregame ritual.
November 23rd, 2018 at 8:48 PM ^
Okay, one last story from the era.
In April, 1970, two friends and myself, all recent Michigan graduates, stopped in Columbus overnight on our way to Huntington, WVA. We hit several local bars before landing in an OSU student bar. We were talking up 3 coeds about the 1969 game and future challenges. One of the young ladies stated confidently that they had everyone coming back and would take care of our rear ends in November in Columbus. I responded that I would kick Jim Otis' (fullback/running back) ass right then and there. Note: I was/am 5'6", 125 pounds. One of the coeds pointed behind me as the world's largest paw landed on my shoulder and swivelled me around. Be damned, it was Jim Otis. All 5"10", 240 pounds were Cheshire cat grinning in my face.
I froze. My friends retreated, though they claimed they had my back. The girls were roaring. But it was just an amazing coincidence. He had not heard a word that I had said. He just wanted to show someone (me, the closest guy) that while he was deep French kissing one woman, another had her hand down his pants.
Been a long time since I told this story. Hope Jim is in the stands as the team does what I could only dream of.
November 23rd, 2018 at 10:24 PM ^
Beautiful
November 23rd, 2018 at 10:00 PM ^
"Cooler Pooper Anthem" ?
November 23rd, 2018 at 10:12 PM ^
Serious question, why do you people so much enjoy pooping in coolers??
November 23rd, 2018 at 10:30 PM ^
Ok, Cool. Hook 'em.
November 24th, 2018 at 12:02 AM ^
I see that there is a finger missing in the hand jester...
Boomer Sooner
November 24th, 2018 at 12:29 AM ^
That's this one...?.
November 23rd, 2018 at 11:28 PM ^
Are you one of Zach Smith's used sex toys?
(Asking for a friend, of course)
November 24th, 2018 at 12:12 AM ^
You're trying too hard. Your trolling game is weak.
November 24th, 2018 at 12:30 AM ^
Only one team is coached by someone who harbored Zach Smith.