License plate porn for MGoBlogidites
So I stalked this guy for about 15 miles on my way home from work before traffic stopped enough to get a safe, clear pic. We were both going the same direction, so it's not that weird!! Anyway, I liked it and thought it deserved some respect.
So identify yourself cool license plate guy, and take your +1 like a man! 
(BTW, what year is that sticker? Hope it's 19 - LOL!!)
I liked the STD MSU one.
Best one I have ever seen, was with the big green spartan "S" and the following text - "TUPID".....
Eff'ing classic, not sure how our SOS let that go thru - unless of course a Michigan grad was at the helm! Wish I had taken an actual picture.
Probably because it's as fake as it looks.
Sorry to burst your bubble, but it was real. Just made the pic above to illustrate it. Killjoy!
UM4L
4th year law student? Bummer.
Did someone mention license plates?
I saw one a few weeks ago that I had to take a photo of. It said, “BUH GAWK”
Liked the Wisconsin slogan plate...Smell Our Dairy Air.
You had me at porn.
I have a weird sense of Michigan Fan loyalty, in that while I'd love to mention some of the best UM license plates I've seen over the years, for every mention, there's always a state fan with an East Lansing police officer log-in just waiting to out or otherwise harass my good brethren.
I applied for a CJK5H plate but someone in Pullman, Washington had already ordered it.
i chalked it up to coincidence
Allegedly
This is weird porn but I did learn that I can fap to anything
IH8TOSU!!
ME2!
What’s the t for?
For emphasis. Say it aloud. I HATTTTTE OSU!
Or someone already had IH8OSU.
Or the extra t stands for that stupid "the" OSU always emphasizes in front of their school name.
Please dear God tell me it's not that...why in the world would any self respecting OSU hater help legitimize their dumbass "The" bullshit??
Nice that he included the "t" for "The"
I've almost rear-ended vehicles while trying to figure out the meaning of their personalized plates with inscrutable combinations of numbers and letters.
This! And I think at least 70% of them were deserving!
I was always partial to A550RGY
Mad Hatter has that one! NTTAWWT!
Saw a car the other day with a Brazzers license plate frame. Kinda wish I could have seen whose car that was.
I've seen one of those too.
My step mom once had a plate with an 8 followed by a T in the form of GR8T.
She hated nothing more than when we pronounced the double-T on the custom plate. It was magnificent.
Anyhow while this one is cool s/he should have just gone with H8.
I see this frequently. It's my proof that humans are getting dumber.
Kinda person that makes a withdrawal from he ATM machine.
Edit: Sorry thought I would counter their extra "t"
As opposed to “she” ATM machine?
Yeah, you ever see a 3rd century peasant make that mistake? Clearly society has gone off a cliff.
The T is for THE
Yeah methinks tOSU went right over this person's head.
Why would you possibly acknowledge that as a Michigan fan?
No, it is a bad job by whomever bought the plate. Sorry.
Because it makes them look like pompous assholes?
No. Why give them that? That whole 'T' thing was started by David Boston during the old NFL introductions on MNF. Don't give it to them!!!
so here's my first concern...
So I stalked this guy for about 15 miles on my way home from work
Haha!! Well, 'stalked' is a little strong. DC traffic takes a back seat to no city, so 15 miles of traveling slow enough, and with enough cars clogging lanes, to stay within easy reach of someone going the same direction is fairly common. But I get your point...
Lived there for 7 years, I can vouch for this! I've driven in a few places such as LA, Chicago, Atlanta, Detroit and DC. DC is definitely an experience
One of my buddies got "BCH PLZ" as the plate for his Corvette. Was surprised the BMV (DMV?) let it slide
Nothing wrong with really wanting to go to the beach...
I thought it was "Bach, please!"
Cue somebody doing the Grey Poupon "roll down the window" thing and then cranking up CPE Bach's Oboe Concerto in B♭, Wq 164...
"What, you meant Johann? Why didn't you say so?"
+1 for knowing the exact classical piece played in the 30-year-old commercial. Pop culture at its finest.
I saw a guy on I94 one morning with the gas pump nozzle in the fuel filler and about 10 ft of rubber hose dragging behind the car. He had an MSU plate.
Over the weekend I saw an SUV driving through a parking lot and it looked like the dog in the driver's window was driving. Then I saw the Staee license plate and thought that the dog driving probably would've been better.
When I was in high school, me and some friends went to Grand Rapids to see Speed Racer when it came out because Muskegon did not have an IMAX theater.
To mark the occasion, the theater in GR had borrowed a Mach 5 from some local guys. It was completely customized to look like the real car and it was accurate in every detail with the exception of the lack of a trunk. (I believe the base car was a Corvette)
The license plate, appropriately, was "Mach 5", but the "M" was from it being a UM plate. Perfect.
Who makes a special trip to go see Speed Racer? Can’t move past that part of the post.