https://gfycat.com/adoredeasygoinghoatzin

Hi there. So. This game was played on a Saturday. I am posting this on a Sunday. Totally normal. Nailed it!

I actually kinda like the tardiness of this post since it fills in some gaps where we don’t have football. Hooray for football!

 

Honorable Mentions:
I Did Not Have Enough Room In The Top 10 For All Of These TFLs
JJ Mahomes
No I Absolutely Have No Space. The Top 10 Is Sacred Ground
No! No Room For PBUs Either! Stop Asking!
I’m Bringing Back Laser Beam, idc
What Happens In My Car When Someone Farts
There Was No Enhanced Version That I Liked
Mesmerizing
THUD
Listen. These Are The Honorable Mentions. They Are Still Honored, Just Not On The Same Level
That Ball Was Not Not Touched
Where’s The Voice Crack Gus???
Yes, I Needed Every Single Spot In The Top 10. Even The Nose Picking One, What Do You Think I Am An Adult?
You Can Hear The Scream
Speed Kills 2.0
Purdue Is Baby?
You’re Just Gonna Have To Trust Me, The Top 10 Is Glorious.
Next Year Is Gonna Be Fun

 

10. There Was A Great Big Moose. He Liked To Drink A Lot Of Juice.

https://gfycat.com/orderlydiligentamericanavocet

The Moose’s Name Was Fred. He Liked To Drink His Juice In Bed.

https://gfycat.com/aggressivehopefulblackpanther

He Drank His Juice With Care. But He Spilled Some On His Hair.

https://gfycat.com/scratchynextaustrianpinscher

Now He’s A Sticky Moose. ‘Cause He Spilled All Of His Juice.

https://gfycat.com/grouchyhandsomehuemul

Singin’ woah oh woah oh. Wee oh wee oh wee oh wee oh. Singin’ woah oh woah oh. Wee oh wee oh wee oh wee oh.

 

9. High-Quality Replay. 10/10.

https://gfycat.com/victoriousfragrantgalapagospenguin

Would go again. Ask for Stacy the waitress she’s the best. Took care of us like a dying parent in hospice.

 

8. All The Sacks In One

https://gfycat.com/ajarcarefreeheterodontosaurus

To Save Space, I Must Do This

https://gfycat.com/forsakendentalgerenuk

Not A Haiku

https://gfycat.com/thirstywandegu

I have to do these little 3-in-ones otherwise I actually have to make hard decisions and it’s my day off so we’re doing this instead.

 

6. Serious TRAIN Vibes

https://gfycat.com/scarcedeadjackal

Do you remember the first time you ever played musical chairs? Out of all the things I remember from my childhood, somehow that’s a memory I have. You haven’t really gotten instructions on how to play because everyone assumes you already know how to play. I mean, it’s musical chairs. Who doesn’t know how to play musical chairs? They just tell you to walk around in a circle, they’ll play music, and when the music stops everyone sits down. But then there’s this moment of realization of WHOA WHOA WHOA there is something seriously wrong here. I’ve done all the calculations! Something here is amiss! That’s the feeling this play gave me.

 

5. This Is The Internet. I Am Having Fun.

https://gfycat.com/somberinconsequentialbagworm

This is the last thing a meal of steak and milk sees.

 

4. FOX Did Them Dirty

https://gfycat.com/friendlycapitalcusimanse

Ok, lots going on here: 1) this 3rd down schtick is fun and I know it’s supposed to be tooting a train horn but it just looks like what kids do at semi-trucks on the interstate. 2) guy in the left corner is 1000000% brushing his teeth with an electric toothbrush mid-game and you cannot convince me otherwise. 3) we’ll get to dude in the middle since he’s the focal point, but don’t miss an ear pick and nose pick coming into view in the bottom right at the very end. 4) girl in the middle left is my favorite. she’s done 4 shake weights and she’s tapped out. that’d be me. way too much work. 5) ok ok, middle guy, YOU ARE NOT FOOLING ANYONE WE ALL SAW THAT. the cheek wipe into the neck rub is a classic but it’s too little, too late my friend. there are cameras everywhere in this stadium and it is 3rd down. this is not the time nor the place. pick your nose while you poop or drive alone like everyone else.

 

3. Yay High-Level Passing TDs!

https://gfycat.com/madeupdirtydutchshepherddog

Enhanced

https://gfycat.com/handyinexperiencedaustraliankelpie

Seriously JJ Has Turned It On Lately

https://gfycat.com/fewgiddydeviltasmanian

Enhanced 2.0

https://gfycat.com/klutzyclumsyastrangiacoral

Can you imagine if we somehow get Corum back and JJ keeps playing like this as well and Edwards starting being able to catch out of the backfield again and Mike Morris is fully healthy and we’re playing for a national championship? Can you even imagine?

 

2. Adorn The Buffs

https://gfycat.com/sparklingenviousgalapagospenguin

On This Man

https://gfycat.com/wholewideblackrussianterrier

Giving a whole new meaning to A Star Is Born to this Christmas season.

 

Frames Of The Game: 2nd Half Team

https://gfycat.com/rigidwavyfairyfly

This Phone Booth Is, In Fact, Big Enough For The Both Of Us

https://gfycat.com/scalybaggybangeltiger

I love that the duo play design is basically “hey Donovan just give this guy the business okay?”

 

WAIT

Brian’s bolded conscience? What are you doing here?

Um, excuse me. I am a bolded alter-ego, not a conscience.

Well that explains a lot.

What?

Nothing. What am I waiting for?

I know this isn’t my column, but I couldn’t help but notice. It was just so glaring. No one was going to say anything so I had to step in.

Are you out of breath? Did you run here?

Someone had to say something. It was far!

Had to say what?

You missed #7! Just totally missed #7 entirely!

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Yeah, Well, So Did Purdue.

https://gfycat.com/richcompassionatecuckoo

7. There, Now It’s There

https://gfycat.com/preciouswarmbeagle

MVP!

https://gfycat.com/cheerfulvengefulizuthrush

I love the “hey man it’s upside-down!” “What? Oh…”

 

0. Yay Postgame GIFs!

https://gfycat.com/rightinferiorbordercollie

Back-to-back baby! Viva 15-0!

 

POLL FOR THIS WEEK

 

Winner from last week: Michigan. Michigan won the game before this. Michigan won the game before this over Ohio State, in their own stadium, 45-23. In case you forgot. Also, Speed Kills

https://gfycat.com/eagerbeautifulduiker