desmond can do everything [Bryan Fuller]

Unverified Voracity Discloses Spatchcocking Incident Comment Count

Brian June 5th, 2020 at 2:28 PM

Kwity Paye on current events. Via Orion Sang:

"Being a black man in this country is seen as illegal," he said. "People suspect the worst.”

Paye, the son of an immigrant who escaped war-torn Liberia, was filled with sadness when he learned about Floyd, a 46-year-old black man in Minneapolis who died May 25 while handcuffed by police. …

"We’re protesting against police brutality and at these protests, there’s police brutality," he said. "We’re protesting against them and they’re showing us that they can’t even change. They can’t be for the people."

It begins. Covid screening has picked up seven Arkansas State players and a number of Alabama players somewhere between one and infinity:

Sources: Alabama football has at least 5 players test positive for COVID-19

Sources told BamaInsider on Thursday that as many as five Alabama players have tested positive for COVID-19

All of these cases are asymptomatic. That's good for the players but less good for spreading the disease to people who are more susceptible.

[After THE JUMP: chicken preparation methods I cannot do but Desmond Howard can]

Man can even spatchcock a chicken. I have been banned from cooking whole chickens after the Spatchcocking Incident Of 2014, the details of which are inappropriate to relay in this forum. Desmond Howard, though:

What’s the best meal you’ve made?

I’ve spatchcocked a chicken. I use this Traeger grill that I put it on, and it’s absolutely fantastic. It’s juicy. It’s tender. The skin comes out crisp, too. I put a rub on top of it, and I inject it so the inside is moist, too. It’s probably my favorite way to prepare chicken on the grill.

/kicks rocks

That's part of a long Athletic article from Nicole Auerbach in which Howard describes his recruitment, days at Michigan, and Heisman campaign. Here is an excerpt not about spatchcocking:

So, the infamous Heisman pose you struck against Ohio State. Walk me through the thought process behind that. Had you planned it?

No, I didn’t plan it. That was completely spontaneous. I had never done the pose before I crossed that goal line. A couple of teammates in the latter part of the season, when I became the frontrunner, would tell me, “Man, you gotta do something when you get into the end zone.” I’m thinking, this is Michigan. We do things the Michigan way. I’m not going to do anything except the Barry Sanders, hand the ball to the official and turn around and celebrate with my teammates.

Meanwhile at the Athletic…

Bodes unwell. The Athletic announced layoffs and salary cuts:

The Athletic is laying off nearly 8% of staff, 46 people, according to an internal memo obtained by Axios. … In a memo to the company, co-founder and CEO Alex Mather said that in addition to the layoffs, The Athletic will be implementing pay cuts across the staff, with most people being asked to take a 10% pay reduction for the rest of the year.

Meanwhile, Spencer Hall, Jason Kirk, Alex Kirschner, Natalie Weiner, Stephen White, and numerous others are gone from SB Nation. I am baffled by approximately all of that. Ominous.

The first shoe drops. The NCAA has given Oklahoma State a one-year postseason ban. That's a result of the FBI investigation that implicated a half-dozen schools including Kansas and Louisville, and per Matt Norlander it bodes unwell for the other schools involved:

The Cowboys got hit with one "Level 1"—the most severe—violation. Kansas is facing five and has adopted a posture of open defiance.

Oklahoma State just recruited Cade Cunningham, the #1 overall prospect in the class of 2020, by hiring his older brother as an assistant. That form of open graft is completely fine, but when Harbaugh hired Chris Partridge it led to a crazy rule that prohibits schools from recruiting players if they hire a high school coach. The NCAA: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The NBA draft will be late, and muddled. The NCAA doesn't really have a choice after the NBA announced that the draft would happen October 15th but announced no plans for a combine. They've set a withdrawal date:

The NCAA announced Thursday that either Aug. 3 or 10 days after a still-to-be-determined predraft NBA Draft combine, whichever is first, will be the deadline for players going through the predraft process to withdraw and return to college.

There is still a chance the NBA will not even hold a combine, which was to be held in May, but was postponed due to the coronavirus threat. If the NBA can't hold a combine or combine-type event until early August, then that would mean any player who participated in that would be in the draft pool for good.

This impacts Isaiah Livers, who isn't getting much draft buzz now but could have impressed. It's unlikely there's going to be any additional data to gather before the draft and thus an opportunity for Livers to put himself in a more draftable spot.

Transfer roulette gets even weirder. Until this wasn't impossible it was completely impossible:

There are multiple eligibility-terminating events in there that we're apparently ignoring now. This is the reasoning, per 247:

Turk was granted this waiver due in large part due to the COVID-19 pandemic preventing his participation in pro days, team visits or in-person workouts ahead of the draft. 

Pretty thin since Turk participated in the combine. The NCAA's waiver process remains an enigma, a black box of wonderment and randomness.

I don't have time for this guy. UNC's athletic director is mad as hell that the NCAA isn't… uh

North Carolina athletic director Bubba Cunningham warned this week that athletes would be professionalized if current name, image and likeness legislation is adopted, a move he said would be against the core of the NCAA mission.

The AD of the school that had its accreditation come under question because of an entire department of fake classes athletes took advantage of at disproportionate rates is worried that the NCAA might be departing from its mission.

Exit Connor Levis. Levis signed with the WHL team that drafted him last year. That was Michigan's wobbliest commit—Levis had attended multiple camps in Kamloops. Further attrition is always possible, but Michigan's other top-end commits in 2020 are sheltered by the NTDP.

Etc.: That guy who let 70 protestors into his residence is a Michigan grad. College football coaches on their experiences with the police. Pitcher Isaiah Page's TikTok gets an article from Yahoo.

Comments

Mgoscottie

June 5th, 2020 at 4:16 PM ^

Madame President by Helene Cooper was one of the best stories I've ever heard. It's about Ellen Johnson Sirleaf who is the first female president of Liberia and the first female president of any African country. 

Mpfnfu Ford

June 5th, 2020 at 4:26 PM ^

The Athletic has never come close to even being in the realm of break even, and the economy crumbling has scared off investment or the prospect of finding someone dumb enough to buy it and let the founders parachute off, so now the gutting begins to try to stave off oblivion.

It's gonna be kinda funny when Spencer and Gang start Giant Bomb, but for College Football and end up with double the audience that whatever is allowed to be left of SBNation garners. 

Clarence Boddicker

June 5th, 2020 at 5:41 PM ^

Why did I choose the name Clarence Boddicker? The Detroit tie-in yes. But also this quote: "Cops don't like me, so I don't like cops." I'm a black man in America and police view me as the enemy.

lsjtre

June 5th, 2020 at 11:11 PM ^

The Leaders and Best for a reason, in all of this many Michigan alums have rose to the occasion and shown the world no matter what the stage or challenge those educated in Ann Arbor will prove elite (Rahul Dubey and Isaiah Page)

Totally2

June 7th, 2020 at 10:29 AM ^

Apocalypse Dot Drop (incomplete)

The homicide detective said, "Before you connect the dots, you gotta collect the dots."

Fundamental Dot:

“The most fundamental phenomenon of the universe is relationship." Jonas Salk — Anatomy of Reality

Fundamental Dot:

"The story of human intelligence starts with a universe that's capable of encoding information." Ray Kurzweil — How To Create A Mind

What do Covid-19—genes—money—language—racism—etiquette—software & religion have in common?
They're all code for relationship interface.

Fundamental Dot:

“Initial conditions rule in complex systems.” Stewart Brand

Code is Relationship Infrastructure, an initial relationship condition in bio, cultural & tech networks.

“Code is a constructor.” David Deutsch

Code builds turtles man, lots of variation. Code builds nations—novels—religions—apps.

Code & Complexity — Rule of Thumb

“The rule of thumb is that the complexity of the organism has to match the complexity of the environment at all scales in order to increase the likelihood of survival.”  physicist, complexity scientist Yaneer Bar-Yam — Making Things Work

Code & Complexity — The New Natural Selection Tests
Natural selection tests have become more complex for many species. Genetic codes remain on the exam; human culture codes have been added — e.g., elephant & dolphin survival are no longer merely a function of their biological genomes, but also a function of the human cultural genome, that is, of moral, legal, monetary & other cultural coding structures.

Code & Complexity — A Fundamental Relationship Consequence

Complexity increases weaken the efficacy of code, whether the code is genetic—language—moral—religious—legal—monetary—software, etc.   

The Dom Phenom of Our Era

Exponentially accelerating complexity — the dominant phenomenon our era — is an emergent phenomenon. Briefly, add more than 6 billion people since 1900, and simultaneously, give billions of people an unprecedented aggregate-reach by way of access to exponentially more powerful technology — technology born of another emergent phenomenon, exponentially accruing knowledge.

eg

Never-Been Relationship: Human Knowledge doubles roughly every year… 

Never-Been Relationship: The aggregate & accruing Reach of our numbers & tech.

ie

We're the dominant drivers of evolution & selection, short term.

Short term indeed... 

Like politicians could possibly encode the global, exponential dynamics, the relationship-values, the selection consequences, of that unprecedented-relationships beatdown.

Verily,

Humans Don’t Scale https://bit.ly/3cjbwQi  (some overlap w above)