2010 Season Review
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A while ago THE KNOWLEDGE returned to these very pages after a long absence, and made an important post. THE KNOWLEDGE then took a break so that Paul can have his summer of glory*
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now that football season is nary a month away, THE KNOWLEDGE has returned again to these pages
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yes
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Further, this board has gone crazy with allegations of a future game against Alabama, rankings, predictions, NCAA violation analysis and so forth. Hence, THE KNOWLEDGE's return also sevred the purpose of bringing back some sanity to these very pages
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yes
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THE KNOWLEDGE shall, in the next few weeks, provide details of the various individual games of the Michigan games. but, for this post, THE KNOWLEDGE shall provide a brief 2010 season review
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of the Boise State Broncos
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yes
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The date is Jan 10, 2011 in the Arizona desert. The BS Broncos have achieved the penultimate and reached the National Championship game
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the glory of this achievement is the talk of the nation... on how they defeated a top 10 team early in the season, and never looked back as all other teams ahead of them lost and no other team remained undefeated
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yes
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the euphoria would, however, not carry into the night
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unfortunately for the BS Broncos, they would be overmatched and go on to lose the game that night
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to the Wolverines of Michigan
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yes
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now that the season prediction is over, THE KNOWLEDGE shall post the results of individual games in the next weeks
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yes
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as per usual, there may be some that question THE KNOWLEDGE. but, as time progresses and the results described by THE KNOWLEDGE come to fruition,
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THE KNOWLEDGE shall soar and bask in glory again
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and leave every doubter in a trail of dust
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yes
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* for those not in tune with world affairs, Paul, an octopus that was raised in the farm of THE KNOWLEDGE, gained attention for his absolute predictive powers of world cup soccer games
August 10th, 2010 at 3:25 PM ^
I like the outcome here.
yes.
August 10th, 2010 at 3:27 PM ^
Just when I thought the board was in a rut.... out pops THE KNOWLEDGE!
August 10th, 2010 at 3:33 PM ^
This is fantastic! Thank you THE KNOWLEDGE!!!
August 10th, 2010 at 3:43 PM ^
i always picture the knowledge having the same voice as voldemort.
August 10th, 2010 at 3:53 PM ^
And now, so do I. Weird.
Excellent precitions.
August 10th, 2010 at 4:02 PM ^
to be like "The Situation", only with a washboard / 6-pack scalp....
August 10th, 2010 at 4:44 PM ^
as Wayne Campbell.
"We will win the game. Oh yes, we will win the game"
August 11th, 2010 at 12:46 AM ^
Must be one of those 'talking pictures' that I hear so much about.
August 10th, 2010 at 3:46 PM ^
Welcome back, THE KNOWLEDGE. I've missed you.
August 10th, 2010 at 3:51 PM ^
This makes me happy.
August 10th, 2010 at 3:56 PM ^
you.
August 10th, 2010 at 3:58 PM ^
August 11th, 2010 at 12:53 PM ^
Wait....uhhhh, those guys aren't here....Yet!!!! Never doubt the Knowledge....we just have to gave it time to let the planets align properly.
August 10th, 2010 at 4:13 PM ^
I can stop worrying now, and look forward to our brilliant season to come!
August 10th, 2010 at 4:23 PM ^
Part of me wishes I knew the identity of the man/woman/entity behind THE_KNOWLEDGE but I'm pretty sure I'd just be disappointed- kind of like when I found out Santa wasn't real.
August 10th, 2010 at 4:39 PM ^
Wait, WHAT?!?
August 10th, 2010 at 4:52 PM ^
Until the THE KNOWLEDGE says so.
August 10th, 2010 at 4:33 PM ^
all is now right with the world, THE_KNOWLEDGE is back.
August 10th, 2010 at 4:45 PM ^
... could you also gaze into your maize and blue ball and provide individual player stats?
That would be great.
August 10th, 2010 at 5:00 PM ^
Like a cold drink to a lost soul wandering in a sea of sand,the Knowledge...now I can rest,everything is right with the world.
August 10th, 2010 at 5:19 PM ^
What a perfect day for THE_KNOWLEDGE to make an appearance.
OUTSTANDING!!
August 10th, 2010 at 5:21 PM ^
Paul's an Octopus? I thought he was the Walrus.
August 10th, 2010 at 5:40 PM ^
The real THE KNOWLEDGE didn't believe in the use of underscores.
August 10th, 2010 at 6:30 PM ^
but I fear THE KNOWLEDGE has left the building, not to return. I'm ready to follow THE_KNOWLEDGE in his stead.
Spread your wings, THE_KNOWLEDGE, and soar dude, soar!
August 11th, 2010 at 12:08 AM ^
shall return someday, in our moment of greatest need . . . .
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YES
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August 11th, 2010 at 8:45 AM ^
The one without the underscore lost his site usage a couple years back, so had to come back in this guise
August 10th, 2010 at 5:57 PM ^
This is awesome. You raised Paul? Spain thanks you.
August 10th, 2010 at 6:00 PM ^
"the glory of this achievement is the talk of the nation... on how they defeated a top 10 team early in the season, and never looked back as all other teams ahead of them lost and no other team remained undefeated"
If I'm reading this correctly, THE KNOWLEDGE just predicted we will NOT go undefeated?!
HARUMPH SIR!
(Seriously, though, I missed you THE KNOWLEDGE)
August 11th, 2010 at 12:31 PM ^
The awesomeness of the knowledge is something never to be taken lightly. Mr. Knowledge, Sir, Great One...my only wish is to feel the breeze from the draft that is created as you soar and bask in your infinite glory and omniscient wisdom.
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Yes
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Indeed
August 10th, 2010 at 6:09 PM ^
THE KNOWLEDGE returns. It's like a turducken made of a joint stuffed inside a bong stuffed inside a gravity bong. Wonderful stuff, although, for some reason, I cannot remember any of it.
August 10th, 2010 at 6:13 PM ^
...open a Twitter account? It would be a great one to follow.
August 10th, 2010 at 7:02 PM ^
This. Please create a twitter account.
August 10th, 2010 at 10:09 PM ^
And call it @sh*ttheknowledgesays. You are Nostradamus, but with more compelling sentence structure and type formatting. It's like EE Cummings and Carnac the Magnificent had a baby.
August 10th, 2010 at 9:34 PM ^
I must confess: at one time I regrettably doubted the knowledge of THE KNOWLEDGE. However, with much humility I have flagellated myself mercilessly, repented in the ashes and dust of THE KNOWLEDGE, and admit publicly and without shame that THE KNOWLEDGE's knowledge is indeed more glorious than I ever realized.
Case in point:
The date is Jan 10, 2011 in the Arizona desert. The BS Broncos have achieved the penultimate and reached the National Championship game
Whereas "penultimate" means "next to the ultimate," THE KNOWLEDGE obviously knows that there is one bowl game, the stature of which overshadows even the National Championship. Of course, THE KNOWLEDGE refers to the Rose Bowl.
However, as the mighty Ducks of Oregon will have kicked the Nuts of the Ohio State University out of the Coliseum by January 10, 2011, the focus rightly shifts to the penultimate bowl as the attention of the nation shifts for one night where it rightly belongs: the Maize and Blue of Michigan.
THE KNOWLEDGE ultimately soars again.
Yes.
August 10th, 2010 at 11:29 PM ^
'penultimate' means next to the last... Kraft Fight Hunger Bowl here we come?
August 11th, 2010 at 12:48 AM ^
I don't think THE KNOWLEDGE (praise his wisdom) is using penultimate literally.
August 11th, 2010 at 9:32 AM ^
Achieving the "ultimate" would be winning the national championship. The last step before that is getting to the game.
August 11th, 2010 at 11:08 AM ^
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yes
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August 10th, 2010 at 7:11 PM ^
Okay, on August 10 this knowledge post makes me happy.
August 10th, 2010 at 7:51 PM ^
do you have eight arms too?
August 10th, 2010 at 8:05 PM ^
If I was eating seafood, THE KNOWLEDGE = Crab
THE_KNOWLEDGE= Krab
Party on Dude!!!
August 10th, 2010 at 8:07 PM ^
Used some more of THE KNOWLEDGE these past few offseason months.
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OH YES
August 10th, 2010 at 10:00 PM ^
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That is why this is a review
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Not a
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Preview.
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Yes
August 11th, 2010 at 9:25 AM ^
“When your team is winning, be ready to be tough, because winning can make you soft; on the other hand, when your team is losing, stick by them. Keep believing.”
I'm a believer.
August 11th, 2010 at 10:31 AM ^
a future MGoProfile subject?
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Yes
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What do you think?
August 11th, 2010 at 11:03 AM ^
That would be very entertaining methinks.
August 11th, 2010 at 10:46 AM ^
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Yes
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August 11th, 2010 at 3:17 PM ^
I only come to Mgoblog to get THE_KNOWLEDGE's take on things.
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