Worst Sports Predictions of All-Time
While I wish LLP the best of the luck and am not trying to rag on him, his departure today reminded me of the prediction by Tim McCormick that LLP would be "the best UM pg since Rumeal Robinson". Is this the worst sports prediction you have ever heard?
I've established the following criteria to define a "sports prediction":
1. The person making the prediction must be a talking-head who is paid by a medium to analyze sports.
2. The prediction being made must be one that is unique to the person making it. While predicting Ryan Leaf would be a good NFL qb is an all time terrible decision, you can't really fault Mel Kiper for saying so because EVERYONE thought Leaf would be a good qb.
3. The person making the prediction must not suffer from dementia. I don't wan't Lou Holtz's outlandish ND predictions taking up the whole list.
4. The person making the prediction must actually believe what he is predicting and not just saying it for the sake of argument/to make compelling tv.
Off the top of my head, here are the all-time worst sports predictions I can think of (in no particular order):
1. "LLP will be the greatest UM pg since Rumeal Robinson" - Tim McCormick
2. "Ron Pawlus will fin 4 heismans" - Beano Cook
3. "Oregon State is our preseason #1 team" - SI
4. "Michigan will make the Alamo Bowl in 2008" - Brian Cook (just kidding)
What other terrible predictions would you guys put on this list?
Beano Cook's prediction of 4 heismans for Pawlus is my personal favorire...and still a sore subject for a few of my Domer friends. That guy was hyped so much (obvs), and I'll never forget pics of him standing on the sideline, arm in a cast.
Make a list of his predictions from the last ten years. Take a third of them at random and you'll have a good start on the OP's task.
While Beano Cook is an excellent choice for stupid predictions, he actually said Powlus would win only two Heismans:
"Ron Powlus will win the Heisman two times and be the greatest quarterback in the history of Notre Dame."
Doesn't make the prediction any less terrible, just thought it was worth noting. Beano and Loopy Lou really deserve their own wing in this Hall of Fame.
Those quotes were from his first game. It was Chris Collinsworth that was working the Michigan game his second week and said, "this kid could win four Heismans". I've pretty much hated Collinsworth for as long as I can remember and I trace it back to the Powlus love fest during that game.
Beano Cook said 1997 that PSU would beat us and he said to write it in ink because it was such a sure thing.
Notre Dame going 12-0 last year has my vote
Wait wait wait--isn't ND supposed to go 12-0 every year...?
I thought ND does go 12-0 every year ... In a parallel universe that exists only in Lou Holtz's mind.
How about the Lions predictions that Charles Rogers and MIke Williams would make a sweet receiving corps, catching bombs from Joey Harrington
Didn't Kitna guarantee the playoffs or something like that a few years back?
Kevin Smith did last year.
I remember in '08 when we were 0-15 and before the final game of the season (I beleive it was at GB), one of the db's (can't remember the name) from the Lions said he would walk back to Detroit if they lost. I'm not sure if he did or not though.
As i remember, we started 6-3 and lost 6 of our last 7, or something like that.
by Kirk Herbstreit?
EDIT or anything by Lou Holtz or Mark May.
LOU: I think the winner of thish yearsh nashional championship ish the Univershity of Notre Dame...
MARK: Coach, your dentures have impacted into your brain. This year's winner will be USC....
Rinse, repeat next year.
anything that lou holts says that guy gets worse as the season goes on and spits everywhere when he talks.
DALLAS IS GOING DOWN GARY
a mark miller reference. love it.
Every year when some moronic sports guru claims sparty football is a team on the rise that will be contending for a Big Ten championship that year or the next
said
"Matt Millen will turn the Lions into a Super Bowl winner."
Both Michael Smith and Tom Jackson predicting the Lions would win the division two years ago. 0-16. Only 12 games off the pace.
I seem to remember a major publication (SI maybe?) that predicted that the Lions would win the super bowl following a mediocre season. Obviously they went on to be absolutely terrible that year.
and what made it even more absurd is that I recall him saying (not trying to disagree with the OP - perhaps it was two separate comments) that he would be the "most pure" point guard since Rumeal Robinson.
I can count the number of times Lucas-Perry brought the ball up the court on one hand.
Didn't Beano Cook also say in 97 that Michigan shouldn't even bother against PSU, only to see us go into Happy Valley and pound the Lions 34-8?
Hey!!! They were right in 1987...
... today on ESPN's college football page theres a video called bold predictions. mark may says notre dame will win 10 games, and andre ware says wyoming beats texas. http://espn.go.com/college-football/
Ware is less intellectually offensive than May, but only outside the booth.
"When it comes to college football, Los Angeles clearly belongs to the Bruins.
Not USC, not any more, not even close, and not only just this year.
This is a Bruin football town, and has been a Bruin football town, and will continue to be a Bruin football town as long as the Bruins continue running the consistent, directed program so lacking across town."-October 25, 2001
I remember some recruitnik said about Jerod Ward, the number 2 recruit behind Kevin Garnett- "he scores like we breathe". Yes, if we had asthma.
That was during my most active days covering football and basketball recruiting. Ward was actually in the Class of 1994. Garnett was in the Class of 1995.
I saw Ward play in Mississippi and I thought he'd be better than he was...but I didn't have him in my top-10. That said, my #1 player that year was Felipe Lopez and my #2 player was Zendon Hamilton. I had Antoine Walker at #3, Danny Fortson at #4, and Ricky Price at #5.
That was, of course, the Fab Five II class with Maurice Taylor, Tarvis Conlan, Maceo Baston, and Willie Mitchell (and Ward). After adding Louis Bullock, Robert Traylor, and Albert White, I actually wrote that Michigan was going to be looking at another series of Final Four appearances and had positioned themselves as THE "it" school in the midwest.
Whenever I talked to underclassmen on the camp circuit, they always mentioned Michigan on their initial lists.
BTW, I had Garnett at #3 the following year behind Ron Mercer and Stepon Marbury...but I think I was just feeling like a contrarian.
...or was that you who said it? Because if so, wow, small world.
And you're of course right. It wasn't Garnett...I was thinking of Lopez....who never hit it big either, but he was the #1 player that year.
No, no...I didn't say it. As I mentioned above, I wasn't quite as bullish as others on Ward. You're right, he was in just about everyone's top-five.
I saw Ward live a couple of times and I saw him on tape a lot and I just didn't think he was as intense as he needed to be.
Felipe Lopez was something else. We had a dominant 6-5 PG in several classes in a row. In 1992, Jason Kidd was the man. In 1993, it was Randy Livingston, and in 1994, it was Lopez.
Didn't Ward also have a catostrophic kneed injury? He was actually pretty good in his final year at Michigan.
Lopez, I remember, was on the cover of SI as as messianic figure. WHOOPS.
Dan Pompei once picked the Lions as his preseason choice to win a Super Bowl. That was instantly the worst prediction in sports history the moment it hit the press.
In fact, it was probably the worst prediction in all of history since the Civil War gem, "They couldn't hit an elephant at this ra-".
We always tend to lambast Notre Dame as the once-proud program now in shambles that is "returning to glory" every year. In reality, Sparty has been doing this for a longer time period.
The Irish were good in the late '80s and haven't been truly significant (besides one or two odd years) since then. According to ten minutes of research, Sparty hasn't been that good since the '60s.
Yet it seems like random sports dudes have been calling MSU the team "on the rise" since forever. I just find it funny how we point to Notre Dame as the faux "return to glory" team when we should be pointing at Michigan State for longevity.
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Does not really fit your criteria, but something like 94% of voters on espn thought Florida was going to beat UM in the Citrus, er Capital One bowl in 2008.
Herbstreit did say about the 2008 Capital One Bowl that was the game he was least looking forward to, because it wouldn't be close. He was right... if Michigan hadn't turned it over 4 times they'd have won by 4 td's instead of 6pts. Of course he actually said it wouldn't be close because Tim Teblow would run crazy on us. I guess an osu education isn't worth...Oh that's just too easy.
But to call it the worst prediction of all time? That is lame.
Raise your hand if you thought we would beat Florida in that game. Now put your hand down you f'ing liar.
Florida had won that national title the year before (and ended up winning it the year after). We had the Horror, the Dennis Dixon game, getting blown out at Wiscy, and scoring 3 points against OSU.
I believe we were also 10 point underdogs in that Capital One Bowl.
Now I'm a huge Michigan fan and clearly addicted to this blog, but to expect a win when your team is 10 point dogs is foolish. It can always happen (and in this case it did), but I did not have high hopes going into that game.
Raise your hand if you thought we would beat Florida in that game. Now put your hand down you f'ing liar.
I'm laughing my butt off over here, because that's probably the most true statement I've ever read.
now that's some good commentary right there.
ESPN draft guru Mel Kiper was quoted as saying, “whenever Gus Ornstein chooses to come out of college he will be the first player selected in the NFL draft.”
SI's preseason baseball predictions for 2009: Tigers versus Cubs in the World Series.
At least the Tigers were close with the play-in loss to the Twins. Cubs were @6 games under .500
But then again, you could just say "Any SI preseason prediction"