I hate red more now.
Take another shitty state?
Bo rolls in his grave.
I like to eat corn a lot
but not that much, so....
Hello Nebraska
Texas plus five head west, west
The Big XII is dead
Welcome Nebraska
The home of Lawrence Phillips
Notorius thug
Corn corn corn corn corn
Corn corn corn corn corn corn corn
Corn corn corn corn corn
poop corn poop
poop corn poop corn poop
poop poop poop
Nebraska likes corn
Michigan would prefer Maize
So reap what you sow
You were not as good
Splitting it was total crap
Our Bo was better
Nebraska is now
The worst state in the Big Ten
Except Ohio
You are pretty hot
Who's that chick in burnt orange?
Hold on, be right back
Dear Tyler Ecker,
You should pitch the ball to me
Sincerely, Steven
Tyler Ecker Sucks
Pitch the ball to Stevie B!
Alamo Bowl Fail
If not to pitch
Then run out of bounds
game over
Something is coming
To the big 10 conference
It is not Demar
:( Downvote me, please.
Children of the corn
Mighty menace from the west
The red sea beckons
Nebraska is in
Kidnapping Freakbass must be
the next move for Delany
those cheerleaders; thick.
its as if they're corn-fed.
that song is awful.
I never had a reason or wanted one to visit Nebraska. Watching UM play and kick their ass is one of the few reasons I had to visit that state
My indelible college education tells me this may not be a haiku.
I notice your post
Is not in the Haiku form
pot and kettle meet
What the hell were you thinking
Come correct next time
A going away
present for Thomas Osborne
Phillip Fulmer sucks
Scott Frost at QB
A bad NFL safety
Our team was loaded
Nine and three not enough
Get me Bill Callahan now!
Square peg in round hole
Welcome Nebraska
We hope you will bring some friends
Here come the Irish?
Silliest mascot
Soon, we will love hating them
Welcome Nebraska
Pretty cool move, guys
Though I don't like Nebraska
I'm glad they're on board
One cornerback gone
Fall will still arrive shortly
I despise red corn
Big Red must beware
Big Blue will avenge at last
Alamo Bowl loss
What is this "Big Blue?"
Is this a Giants website?
It's not Michigan.
Sorry, man, I just thought
Big Red--Big Blue, sounded good
Meant no disrespect
Oh thank you kind sir.
You just made my day awesom-
er than it had been.
They join the Big Ten
and then come to the Big House
where Michigan wins.
Championship at last;
This is what we wanted, right?
ND, it's your turn.
Wizard of Osborne
Overalls Fashion Destroy
White helmets say "N"
"Nowledge"
Told to me by a Cornhusker alumni - true story!
and a huge win for the Big Ten Conference.
poetic device
surely makes day much more nice
without dear demar
It's true: 'Go Big Red'
becomes one of the 'Big Ten'
Welcome Nebraska.
hm, just what we need
mediocre football team
and no bball rep
hey, i only kid
I do like the move but please
get N.D, too, soon.
I was wondering,
really? One kick away, and
they may be better.
They went to the Big XII championship didn't they? And won 10 games? Mediocre?
I hope Cornhuskers
really enjoy their queso.
Ro*Tel, velveeta.
The thing that excites
Is the inevitable
road trip to Lincoln
We would like to extend you the same friendly welcome that we did for Penn State...
In the other thread
You said the same thing; and still
Not in haiku form
The Barking Sphincter
And Simi Maquoketa
I Miss John Staller
Dantonio Smells,
six wins and seven losses,
recruits from prisons
Oh sorry. I thought this was the thread on haiku's about why Michigan State consistently gets pre-season hype under Dantonio yet delivers the same old garbage results. I apologize.