Did Denard Cut His Dreads?
According to Devin Gardner via Facebook, its true.
"Devin Gardner Is Saying: Denard Cut His Dreads Off and Now Has The Lil Boosie Fade!!!...Thats Crazy!!!"
May reduce drag, allowing him to eclipse the speed of light.
FWIW, this is Lil Boosie:
Wait, doesn't that mean that he will score TD's before the snap? He might be flagged for false start in that case!
Or taunting...having the cajones to score before the snap is definitely taunting.
Is if he throws a pick, he can go back in time and stop the pick from even happening.
Well hell... I am gonna have to do some major editing on some future MS Paints that are already done. I hope Devin is just doing it to get a rise out of us... I know I would.
Reduce drag? Everybody knows that dreads make you faster.
Dread Dynamic!
Gotta love the fade, though.
I needn't remind anyone who else had a fade...
I was in the process of posting this exact same picture, when I saw that you had already beat me to it....
I don't recall those fades actually playing for MIchigan...
I think they were call the "FAB FIVE" but I may be mistaken. I tried to look at their record but I couldn't find it.
you could say that their accomplishmments "faded" from the record books.
Is that DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince on the left?
Everytime I see pics of Heisman-era Desmond, I start hearing Bell Biv Devoe and Kid n' Play in my head.
and thought Denard's long hair was the reason for his supernatural speed.
DREADFUL!
Dreadless actually, stupid.
I would plus one you if you would edit out the "stupid"
"That would be a great cinnamon roll, if they would take out all the cinnamon." The "stupid" is what makes it! You're a dad. Don't your kids fight in the back seat?
They do. I won't let them call each other stupid. If they want to insult each other, they call each other buckeyes...the stupid is implied.
"One of the best ways to soak up oil is with hair, and a nationwide effort is underway to collect human and pet hair."
On the other hand, the hair might be so fast that it's presence might spin the earth backwards, taking us back to Aug 19.
All your fades are belong to us.
comment about how denard cutting his dreads will make him better at football this year. comment following first comment mentioning how dilithium is inversely affected by amount of hair.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
.. First picture of DXR with a fade gets a "Shoelace" T-Shirt.
Dilithium without dreads equals infinity...
Encouraging us to stalk 19 year old kids with a camera?
This makes me sad....
your avatar is now somewhat less relevant.
So does this mean he's no longer super fast?
Denard with fade = fast
Denard bald = fast
Denard with mullet = redneck, but fast
of DR w/ mullet, please? Actually laughed.
But seriously, if he had a mullet, he would be at tOSU, wouldn't he?
If I were on the team, I would post all kinds of bull shit on twitter and LMAO when you stalkers raced to be the first to report my bull shit.
I hope you are ready with an enourmous retraction if this info proves to be nothing but LIES and hopefully we can scream for a public denunciation from Devin in regards to this dreadful news
Pics or it didn't happen. It's like Lost...if you didn't SEE the hero lose his amazing hair, maybe he didn't actually lose it. Or maybe his new hair is more amazing, and can send him back in time. Or make him resistant to electromagnetism. Wait, what?
Geez. I will go postal if I hear he is also now tying his shoes. What's is gonna take to get some good news around here?
I'd kill to see him pull a Brandon Jennings and go all Gumby on everyone.
he did it.
that facebook is legit.
why would devin gardner lie about it?
and wouldn't he know before any other possible "legitimate source"?
It's legit? good to hear. I heard (unsubstantiated of course), that Roh plucked his eyebrows!!!
You heard wrong. Roh actually shaved double lines in each brow ala Vanilla Ice.
i knew there was something different about him when i was in class with him today. . .this all makes sense now
That's awesome that their could *be* a "legitimate source" on the Dreadlock Watch 2010.
This is a shrewd move that could lead to marrying a Spice Girl someday.
Waiting patiently for this to somehow become a negative article about coach in the Free Press...