Time to increase the heat on the Buckeyes
The Urban thread below coupled with the past behavior of OSU coaches, players, and fans has brought us to the point of increased hatred.
The history of their hatred rife with examples and our response with class needs to come to an end. Do the OSU players stay in Michigan the night before the game and should we look into keeping those scrubs up all night? I would prefer they be exhausted before they hit the field. Send strippers to their rooms, trays full of carb snacks, prank phone calls, etc. Time we leveled up this rivarly.
For everyone rolling their eyes at the mere suggestion; remember their coach once ordered their players to tear down the M club banner. Their citizens cross out every M in a sentence. Our fans and their property is not safe when the game is in Columbus. Tired of these scrubs and their ways.
Time to employ the Michigan difference in making sure their team is uncomfortable and wishing for the game to be over before kickoff.
November 27th, 2019 at 10:06 PM ^
Let me know how it goes.
November 27th, 2019 at 10:12 PM ^
We once had citizens willing to take up arms and wipe them off the map. This is tame in comparison. Next year we should buy up half their tickets at the Shoe. We have the money. Would be lovely to have their stadium be a home game for us.
November 27th, 2019 at 10:13 PM ^
It's a damn football game.
November 27th, 2019 at 10:18 PM ^
Is it a football game to them? It's past time we stopped believing that delusion.
November 27th, 2019 at 11:24 PM ^
Amen Maize N Blue Brotha.
November 27th, 2019 at 10:19 PM ^
You're a crybaby
November 27th, 2019 at 10:38 PM ^
WIN AT ALL COSTS! You do what you gotta do to get that win. Sometimes it’s ugly.
November 27th, 2019 at 11:25 PM ^
Sal Band, that is inexcusable. Fuck Da Ohio.
November 28th, 2019 at 1:06 PM ^
You must not understand
November 27th, 2019 at 10:39 PM ^
This is a really good idea.
Imagine the collective meltdown they would have seeing as much maize in the Shoe as there is red in the Michigan Stadium!
November 28th, 2019 at 11:19 AM ^
Let’s just win. That would help.
we will never be as engaged as their fans. As fans as a whole, we enjoy our team and sports, we don’t live or die based on the outcome of the game. Yes it sucks and we despise losing, but most of us have lives that revolve around something other than football. This is the difference. If the op wants to get drunk and go cause a raucous outside their hotel, go for it. Most of us have way more important things to do.
The game will be over by 3:30, I’ll either be ecstatic or numb to another loss. Either way I’ll be back in to work on Monday, just like any other Monday.
November 29th, 2019 at 11:05 PM ^
Of all the pious, self righteous, delusional, holier-than-thou rants on this board--you have crafted the best one ever.
November 27th, 2019 at 11:48 PM ^
OHIO has been chanted in our stadium essentially every year I been alive, we aren’t buying even 1/4 of the tickets in cbus
November 27th, 2019 at 11:50 PM ^
We did and that’s why Toledo is with Ohio.
November 28th, 2019 at 7:12 AM ^
When I opened this post I was very curious in what I might find. Now I just can't wait for the game. The weather is getting better each day.
November 28th, 2019 at 9:58 AM ^
People in Ohio can form sentences?
November 27th, 2019 at 10:06 PM ^
Feel free to post your thoughts or criticism. I am just to the point where I remember Coach Harbaugh saying whoever is for us is for us. They are and have been out of line for far too long.
November 27th, 2019 at 10:08 PM ^
I wonder if Beavis is available to watch music videos all night with Butt-Head (Day).
November 27th, 2019 at 10:11 PM ^
You smell that? Do you smell that?... Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' buckeye. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory. Someday this war's gonna end...
November 28th, 2019 at 7:47 AM ^
Not sure that metaphors coming out of a movie about a war we lost is really the best example of the "smell of victory."
November 28th, 2019 at 8:45 AM ^
Not sure you've ever seen the movie but you're old like me so you should have by now. And you should at least be able to see the "increase the heat on the buckeyes" and napalm analogue.
Anyway, at the time, Kilgore had no idea what the outcome of the war was going to be, much like we don't know the outcome of the game on Saturday. His telling of the "smells like victory" story shows his bravado and belief in his men and mission. With hindsight to history the "victory" line is absurd but given his time and place in the movie it made complete sense to him and was a display of his belief and part of his motivation to continue the fight against the enemy.
I feel much the same way about Saturday's game and believe we'll have "victory" over the buckeyes. If we lose then you're right, my post ages badly. But if you can't see the correlation right now, before we even play the game I don't know what to tell you.
Regardless, Happy Thanksgiving to you and the family and here's to hoping for a napalm-like victory over the hated buckeyes on Saturday.
November 27th, 2019 at 10:12 PM ^
The Michigan Difference is... not being Ohio State.
November 27th, 2019 at 10:17 PM ^
Try to feel sorry for people who obtain gratification from removing the letter M. It's literally pitiful.
November 27th, 2019 at 10:17 PM ^
Don't forget turning off the hot water and the BS bomb sniffing dogs.
November 27th, 2019 at 10:29 PM ^
You should go knock on Chase Young’s door and scream real loud at him. I got your back. Lol
November 27th, 2019 at 10:42 PM ^
Haha. I would pick a different guy but for someone else... have fun.
November 28th, 2019 at 12:10 AM ^
November 27th, 2019 at 11:31 PM ^
I saw that guy during their penn state game,...
Put down the wiener, you wiener.
November 27th, 2019 at 10:31 PM ^
Have another Natty light and relax sdogg. There has to be more to do at the trailer park than posting this garbage.
November 27th, 2019 at 10:33 PM ^
Just win the game on the field! Enough said!
November 27th, 2019 at 10:35 PM ^
Go tell U.N. Jefferson that we put liquid heat in their jocks.
November 27th, 2019 at 10:38 PM ^
So...you want to CONCACAF them?
November 27th, 2019 at 10:52 PM ^
How about 111,000 Marcus Hall epic double birds?
November 27th, 2019 at 11:07 PM ^
I'm here for the......
.....negbang....?
November 27th, 2019 at 11:08 PM ^
Don’t talk about it, be about it OP.
November 27th, 2019 at 11:15 PM ^
You would even get booed off of 11W for this stupidity.
November 27th, 2019 at 11:19 PM ^
Urban’s an asshole, there I said it! Sorry I’m 36 years old and won’t be prank calling, paying for strippers to the OSU hotel, pulling fire alarms, etc.
November 27th, 2019 at 11:19 PM ^
Just win. And until then, you just shutup. This post and its overall sentiment is nonsense.
November 27th, 2019 at 11:31 PM ^
Maybe if we cross out the O in every sentence it'll show them.
November 27th, 2019 at 11:39 PM ^
My wife stopped having *rgasms just to own the buckeyes.
I'm sure that's the reason.
November 28th, 2019 at 12:43 AM ^
They probably wouldn’t care seeing they care more about us than their own team.
We need something tangible. We need our own Harvey Updike to poison the the stupid nut trees they have at their stadium. And then have them call into WTKA with Sam and Ira.
Do you think I care? Because I really don’t.
Go Damn Blue
November 28th, 2019 at 1:53 AM ^
We need Stephen Ross to buy the rights to "Hang on Sloopy" and then burn it.
November 29th, 2019 at 11:51 AM ^
I saw the McCoys sing "Hang on Sloopy" in Ann Arbor and Westland.....
Don't shoot the messenger......that had on M hats in Ann Arbor...........
November 28th, 2019 at 9:07 AM ^
WD is 100% serious about this. I hope they lock his porky ass up if he ever decides to act on these absurd fantasies.
November 28th, 2019 at 9:40 AM ^
There’s no one better for the job than you.
November 28th, 2019 at 10:05 AM ^
How it is that you just don't/can't see the irony in your own words is just amazing.
November 30th, 2019 at 6:27 AM ^
WD, you are the biggest fucking loser I have ever seen. Lose some weight too.
November 28th, 2019 at 12:01 AM ^
I think the Ann Arbor water department should shut off the water at their hotel if they are staying in town. Turnabout is fair play.
November 28th, 2019 at 12:21 AM ^
How about we just beat those fucks and spend the next 365 days reminding them of their failure? Let's do that instead.