You might be an MGoBlogger if...
In case the sports news is a bit slow today, here's a bit of humor (with apologies to Jeff Foxworthy) for your Saturday morning. I'm sure some of you creative posters out there will be able to come up with better ones than I have, but here's a few to get started.
You might be an MGoBlogger if...
*you read a news story about Michigan atheletics and realize you know 10x more about the subject that the reporter who's getting paid to know these things.
*your significant other suspects you of having an online affair because you're constantly slipping away to check the computer.
*you wake up late and hungover because your MGoBlog surfing of 15 minutes and a beer turned into 5 hours and a 12 pack.
March 31st, 2012 at 10:40 AM ^
You can find the F5 key in the dark in under 5 seconds
March 31st, 2012 at 10:41 AM ^
More like two
March 31st, 2012 at 10:53 AM ^
lol, you guys measure it in seconds. That's cute.
March 31st, 2012 at 11:30 AM ^
March 31st, 2012 at 10:45 AM ^
You could care less that your a pre-madonna, a moran, or a looser for all intensive purposes.
March 31st, 2012 at 10:55 AM ^
March 31st, 2012 at 10:57 AM ^
...you missed it.
March 31st, 2012 at 11:03 AM ^
Is there anything else in OMGS's post you would correct?
March 31st, 2012 at 11:34 AM ^
Wow. I feel bad for you that you were not able to laugh this morning when you read that post due to your own mis-understanding. Please study. That is all.
Oh, and don't be a dutch man.
March 31st, 2012 at 11:41 AM ^
March 31st, 2012 at 11:05 PM ^
You decide to forgo the /s because there is no way anybody could not possibly see the obvious satire, no way, no how, just ain't gonna happen.
You're wrong of course.
March 31st, 2012 at 10:58 AM ^
their, there, they're, your, you're, ...............
March 31st, 2012 at 11:33 AM ^
you read the post by OMG Shirtless and LOL'd.
March 31st, 2012 at 10:49 AM ^
....you immediately think about recruiting whenever someone near you uses the word "tremendous".
....the "What Are You Drinking?" threads remind you that you wanted a drink anyway.
March 31st, 2012 at 10:49 AM ^
March 31st, 2012 at 10:53 AM ^
March 31st, 2012 at 10:53 AM ^
so that someday you can get to 100 points and be able to start your own thread.
March 31st, 2012 at 12:06 PM ^
Keep fighting man.
..if you know more names of next years recruits than most people know of their teams starters.
March 31st, 2012 at 10:54 AM ^
if whenever anything happens you think, "how dos this pertain to recruiting?"
March 31st, 2012 at 10:54 AM ^
You're used the phrase "BKFinest it" in real life
This. Times 10. Especially when in mixed company of MGoBloggers and non-MGoBloggers.
March 31st, 2012 at 10:55 AM ^
You yell "Tacopants!" when a pass sails over a receiver's head
You give detailed backgrounds on ever player who checks in and out of the game... leaving other people at the bar to wonder what's wrong with you
March 31st, 2012 at 11:00 AM ^
You've both wanted to punch Magnus, and greatly appreciated the insight he's provided... at the same time
March 31st, 2012 at 11:02 AM ^
You peed yourself when you saw Brian in public... tried to tell him you really appreciated his work, but instead just haplessly giggled like a schoolgirl.
March 31st, 2012 at 10:56 AM ^
when you see the Batman logo. One more point...
March 31st, 2012 at 10:56 AM ^
you randomly blurt out "Tool is coming to the Palace".
March 31st, 2012 at 12:30 PM ^
If you decided to take your family to Deerfield Beach, Florida, for family vacation.
March 31st, 2012 at 10:56 AM ^
The Brady Bunch, it reminds you of Lloyd Brady.
March 31st, 2012 at 11:01 AM ^
You don't get excited about a new commit because you expect another one within 32 minutes
March 31st, 2012 at 10:58 AM ^
You refer to residents of Dayton as "Hell people in Ohio"
March 31st, 2012 at 10:59 AM ^
A cute girl at a bar says "Hello" and you wonder who's going to commit at the Spring scrimmage.
March 31st, 2012 at 11:12 AM ^
March 31st, 2012 at 12:10 PM ^
Please, take all of my points.
March 31st, 2012 at 11:00 AM ^
you think of you know who.
March 31st, 2012 at 11:03 AM ^
You are watching a game and people make incorrect statements regarding Michigan sports....sometimes you bite your tongue and just go with it so people don't ask how and why you know so, so much about all things Michigan.
OR you find yourself right by a Michigan recruit like I did last week. I sat right behind Taco's bench and he was walking towards me. I was really, really tempted to stand up and do the pose that he made with Shane Morris in that picture that is always posted. I then thought to myself....I am a grown man and this is ridiculous. I am pretty sure he would have laughed, but I couldn't bring myself to do it.
March 31st, 2012 at 11:04 AM ^
You finish telling a story and expect a "Cool story, bro" response.
Or you respond to long emails from your family members simply with a "tl;dr" regardless of their content.
March 31st, 2012 at 11:05 AM ^
You miss the old point system and know that both pos and neg-bangs have no sexual overtones whatsoever.
...you can also reference to "the Haloscan era"
oh Haloscan. it was the best of times. it was the worst of times.
March 31st, 2012 at 11:07 AM ^
March 31st, 2012 at 11:56 AM ^
My wife yells at me for hogging the MGoApp.
I don't have a smartphone, but whenver I see that AT&T commercial, I substitute "mgoblog" in her line:
Did you just check mgoblog on your phone?
March 31st, 2012 at 11:07 AM ^
call our president Raback Omaba.. with a tinge of disdain
scream out "MUPPETS!" in real life when minor things go your way... like finding bacon half price.
March 31st, 2012 at 11:08 AM ^
March 31st, 2012 at 11:19 AM ^
... you spend hours debating whether or not a post is "diary worthy" or merely just board material, when in reality, aren't they really pretty much the same thing?
...before posting, you ask yourself, is this safe for Mrs StephenRKass?
... you understand the significance of Michigan jerseys selling in Ohio.
... you know who Mike Jones is.
... you know who Ohio is, and who OHIO is, and what (NTM) means.
... you bought a "Cue the Muppets" t-shirt.
... you mumble to yourself, "Space, bitches, space," whenever UofM is mentioned positively in the media.