if this column was a Sufjan Stevens song it would be called "Come On! Feel The Broken Bones Of All Who Oppose Your Mighty Ground Assault!" 

the best case scenario 

they have eaten the beef and now emerge from the cocoon 

There but for the football go we

my anaconda don't want none unless you've got catching radius son 

speed in space is here 

all the injury kremlinology you can shake a stick at 

harrowing, but Onwenu did work

thanks i hate it 

maybe Scott Shafer wasn't a misunderstood genius at Michigan