We're all frauds because we're all college football teams. Michigan has a very good college football team; it's just that their rivals are professionals whose one collegiate conceit is they hate us more than they hate COVID.

Michigan defeats racism

I feel like I've been disrespected all day and now I just want to slap someone's face with a leather glove and have a duel.

You think WE hate passing? The Big Ten West is going to come down to Tanner Morgan, Spencer Petras, or Graham Mertz.

Castleton has been running for like 12 years. Nathan Fillion is also on that show.

I’m just thinking of Joe Tiller now, where he’d have 15 guys in the huddle and run four of them off.

You want your officiating to be like your uncle at Thanksgiving; you know he’s going to make one or two mistakes but you want to limit it to that.

No I was talking about the other Jew born on Christmas.

Congratulations in advance on your advanced time management skills, coaches whom Seth believes will come to his defense.

Michigan’s recent history is just a minefield.