"We have a strategic reserve of Muppets, so we gotta be careful."

"Tamper, tamper, tamper. Tamper. Tamper! Tamper."

"Someone on the internet was mad at you?? You've arrived, Alex. It's all downhill from here."

"The Iron D stood for 'Daddy' so we're just going to go with that."

"REM has songs that are not about sex. About the Cuyahoga River or whatever."

"It’s really their fault for putting R. Kelly in my head."

"He's pretty feisty; I disliked him immensely."

Other than that, Jackie, how was Dallas?

The Godzilla vs Mothra battle of special teams.

You do not , under any circumstances, have to act like you've been there before.