They believe it is their single goal in life to engage with linemen most ferociously.

The problem with that idea is emus haven't historically performed that well at Michigan Stadium.

The hair's going to translate.

Never attribute to malice what can be attributed to Michigan fan pessimism and Michigan State fan insanity.

I'm sure that they won't run a zone read that's live, except with McCarthy.

Are you wearing a Scott Frost’s Mom shirt?

I foresee punting.

Firing a head coach is always fun.

The only voice you could tell a Norm joke in was Norm’s.

How could this possibly go wrong?