That’s what we do here in the Big Ten, Brian. We call fouls in the beginning of the second half and wrestle walruses.

Here's not looking at you, kid.

I could tell from your tweet about this that you were pretty upset about it.

I feel it's unfair that Boudreaux looks like a 60-year-old Frenchman

I know my dad was a little bit abusive but he's better than my stepdad.

The closest Michigan will ever get to the Craig Ross ideal is this team

MG [5:01 PM]
Called me crazy. But it is so intense... that it smelt like burned tires (squid mark?) on the floor right now... I am not minding at all. So many squid mark on the ground right now.

MG [5:14 PM]
I mean the shoes leave marks. Intense marks on the floor.

But enough about Russian geopolitics.

He's at a barn dance, and a cow walks in, and he tries to mate with a calf

Burninating the Tar Heels. Burninating the Boilers.