wash your hands before breaking Xavier Tillman's grandma out of Izzo's basement

god damn these faint embers of hope 

what a weird great defense 

a slightly annoying defensive shutout

this post is ephemeral 

ah ha ha ha wow

not as good as the yards imply

Abraham Lincoln, famously nicknamed "Abraham Lincoln"

i bet there are many fewer gifs about wanting to die posted in response to this 

lots of sacks! uh, less offense.