Possibly the most informative presser of Harbaugh's tenure

Greg Mattison talks to the media.

you know when you raise a Tyrannosaurus and it starts off cute but eventually it eats your whole flock of sheep and you have to tearfully release it into the NFL

"so here's the thing about this monkey... he's really good at stocks"

Julius Welschof is the biggest thing to come out of Germany since... nevermind! Let's not Godwin's Law a recruit! Hmmm... Right Said Fred? Yeah. Right Said Fred. Crap, they're from London. Nevermind. Sea mammals!