Bolded alter ego loses his voice.

if this column was a Sufjan Stevens song it would be called "Come On! Feel The Broken Bones Of All Who Oppose Your Mighty Ground Assault!" 

The Wolverines mounted a bulldozer and drove Washington right back to Seattle

Michigan easily bats aside the Broncos. 

We might be sleeping on Roman Wilson.

I suppose you'll want to say "ha ha ha YES" while reading this 

by god I roped curling into this one 

if you weren't paid to watch this, you might have a problem

the best case scenario 

dad achievement unlocked