OT: Pickup truck 1, Guy with mop 0
Moral of the story: if you get hammered and for some reason want to break the windows of a vehicle, don't use a mop.
https://twitter.com/KIRORadio/status/959178992661221378
I don't know how to embed a tweet, but don't let that stop you from hitting the link—it's worth it.
February 2nd, 2018 at 2:34 PM ^
February 2nd, 2018 at 2:40 PM ^
booooooooooooooooooooo
February 2nd, 2018 at 2:38 PM ^
That's about the best thing I've seen today. Thanks for sharing it.
The commentator narration was outstanding
February 2nd, 2018 at 2:40 PM ^
Even my daughter—who doesn't give two shits about anything relating to sports—found it hilarious because of the over-the-top PBP announcing.
February 2nd, 2018 at 2:54 PM ^
how drunk do you have to be to think it's a good idea to try to joust against a pickup truck using a mop?
February 2nd, 2018 at 4:43 PM ^
to (apparently) jump off and joust the mop in the window with a greater impact.
Gravity is a bitch!
February 2nd, 2018 at 2:40 PM ^
I thoroughly enjoyed that video and its commentary.
February 2nd, 2018 at 2:57 PM ^
better than if the truck was unlocked...
February 2nd, 2018 at 2:45 PM ^
I have no idea who is doing that play by play, but he did a great job .
February 2nd, 2018 at 2:55 PM ^
February 2nd, 2018 at 2:46 PM ^
Last night we captured surveillance footage of a vandal trying to break in to one of our employee's vehicles in our parking lot. While the suspect is still at large, we took the liberty to have John Curley give his play-by-play of the incident.
— KIRO Radio 97.3 FM (@KIRORadio) February 1, 2018
Take a listen pic.twitter.com/FYQTiJsTDt
February 2nd, 2018 at 6:14 PM ^
I would either check that dumpster or the local hospitals for anyone with a broken skull and alcohol on their breath. Outstanding.
February 2nd, 2018 at 2:52 PM ^
February 2nd, 2018 at 4:40 PM ^
I watched it on that thread and then when I clicked on this thread, I was expecting something cool, not some recycled post...
February 2nd, 2018 at 2:52 PM ^
February 2nd, 2018 at 3:05 PM ^
please keep your opinions in 1950
February 2nd, 2018 at 3:15 PM ^
February 2nd, 2018 at 3:21 PM ^
that was a shitty ass joke
February 2nd, 2018 at 4:10 PM ^
It wasn't horrible. Maybe if he added the /s?
February 2nd, 2018 at 5:57 PM ^
February 2nd, 2018 at 11:25 PM ^
Effect.
No.
February 2nd, 2018 at 3:14 PM ^
dude, the guy is obviously piss drunk. what video were you watching?
February 2nd, 2018 at 3:18 PM ^
February 2nd, 2018 at 5:19 PM ^
February 2nd, 2018 at 3:19 PM ^
That guy is clearly hammered off his ass.
February 2nd, 2018 at 3:33 PM ^
Could we have the original Jason? I think we may like him more.
February 2nd, 2018 at 2:58 PM ^
February 2nd, 2018 at 3:01 PM ^
About the only comparison, funny-wise, I've seen today was an article on Fox News about Chuck Norris suing CBS for royalties owed from Walker Texas Ranger. The comments section turned into a long series of Chuck Norris jokes. I was trying to not laugh out loud at work reading them.
February 2nd, 2018 at 3:53 PM ^
February 2nd, 2018 at 2:59 PM ^
Beautiful story. Great twist ending. Four stars out of five would watch again.
February 2nd, 2018 at 3:03 PM ^
February 2nd, 2018 at 3:06 PM ^
February 2nd, 2018 at 3:09 PM ^
The slow roll off the roof was epic.
February 2nd, 2018 at 3:14 PM ^
February 2nd, 2018 at 3:16 PM ^
If there's a metal clamp for the mophead, the edge of that would be a better option for breaking a window, I think.
February 2nd, 2018 at 3:25 PM ^
February 2nd, 2018 at 3:50 PM ^
February 2nd, 2018 at 3:59 PM ^
as my new avatar.
February 2nd, 2018 at 4:31 PM ^
Doesn't he know a Swiffer works better?
February 2nd, 2018 at 4:47 PM ^
mop = nunes
February 2nd, 2018 at 5:00 PM ^
Do we need this guy?
February 2nd, 2018 at 5:13 PM ^
Namely, is the mop OK?
February 2nd, 2018 at 5:14 PM ^
February 2nd, 2018 at 5:56 PM ^