Michigan Basketball Haikus
Fire Juwan Howard
Then please fire Warde Manuel
Nothing else will do
checked live betting line
misery into money
forgot to make bet
I would sacrifice
Basketball for football
Until the end of time
It's gotten so bad
Rutgers beat us by thirty
Someone make it stop
There once was a man from Nantucket
who could not guard the bucket
So he transferred here
the crowd did not cheer
my response, “ah fuck it”