November 19th, 2022 at 8:55 PM ^
Toilet bowl rim licks - I know it’s crass, but this game is in Columbus and we need to speak the local language
November 19th, 2022 at 9:02 PM ^
Driving south en route to The Game
I asked a Buckeye in the neighboring lane:
“T’was a lady swerving, I just missed her
Was it your wife or was it your sister?”
He sighed “They’re one and the same”
November 19th, 2022 at 9:08 PM ^
I’m going haiku mode because that is where my brain is at:
Michigan is Doc.
OSU’s Johnny Ringo.
Huckleberry wins.
November 19th, 2022 at 9:18 PM ^
There once was a Buckeye named Stroud
With talent his team was endowed
But the weather got cold
And their wills they did fold
Fore their asses got thoroughly plowed.
November 19th, 2022 at 9:44 PM ^
With a team ensconced in a place good to fly o-
ver, no one could figure out why — oh,
why—they waxed hyperbole
by fixating on their THEE
But at least they could spell O H I O
November 19th, 2022 at 9:51 PM ^
fuck an ohio state
the end
November 19th, 2022 at 10:13 PM ^
Not a limerick but:
November 19th, 2022 at 10:19 PM ^
"They're too good" the news heads will parrot
Their five stars, their skills too disparate
Tell that trash to Olu
Come game time, let's Go Blue
Next weekend let's drown one more ferret
November 19th, 2022 at 10:26 PM ^
There once was a man on third base,
Whose smirk was knocked off his face.
When 42.27 Lat North,
Slapped his soft little 'Nuts back and forth.
They were chafed despite panties of lace.
It is true. Michigan Stadium is 42.27 North.
Go Blue! 〽️
November 19th, 2022 at 11:38 PM ^
Limericks were quite a fun fling
but haikus are really our thing
we switched it up once
were nearly the dunce
beat ohio and go get a ring
November 20th, 2022 at 10:25 AM ^
Fierce autumn winds blow
Limericks for OSU
But why no haiku?
November 20th, 2022 at 12:27 PM ^
Did you never hear
That patience is a virtue?
Haikus on Friday.
November 20th, 2022 at 10:32 AM ^
That team reads the press and then struts,
thinking they'll kick Michigan's butts.
Wolverines came to town
and beat their team down
Crushing their so soft bucknuts.
November 20th, 2022 at 10:49 AM ^
There was an alum from O-State,
Who for 20 years said "This is great!"
But then with Coach Day,
They became too soft to play.
And now they must face their new fate.