Dotting the I vs. being the Leprechaun
My father in law just sent me the ESPN article that Notre Dame just selected their first female leprechaun. Followed by the question if I had to choose would I rather my daughter dot the I or be the leprechaun.
I said that although I hate OSU so much more at least there is some modicum of dignity in dotting the I. Being the leprechaun just seems embarrassing. And at least dotting the I was started by UM.
What would the board pick?
would dot the i > be leperchaun 100/100.... way less work
I'm gonna disagree on this one. To dot the i you either have to
a) be famous in a way that people of there adore you, or
b) lug a sousaphone for 4 years while you play school there.
Neither of those appeals to me.
the leperchaun probably does at least basketball (mens womens) and football, and other sports, plus alumni events, tailgates, having to dance around 3 hours at least for each sporting event
April 17th, 2019 at 10:09 PM ^
Can I choose drinking what Joffrey downed and dying in the same excruciating manner instead?
If so, then that.
April 18th, 2019 at 10:31 PM ^
There is nothing cool about that leprechaun. Just another reason why ND is lame.
I dont really have an opinion on this one chief but my buddy and were talking the other day trying to figure out if we'd rather have a rusty nail pounded into our eyeballs and then have the hole in our eyes filled with a combination of lemon water and battery acid OR have our gonads doused in gasoline, set on fire and then have the fire put out by somebody smashing our balls with a rabid porcupine.
Which one sounds better to you guys?
Is it required that the porcupine be rabid?
How about both?
Asking for a friend...
Now you're just being selfish.
Yeah, I hate when that happens.
quick question before i give my answer: are the porcupines made of cement and do they explode when the are utilized?
You must be getting old porcupines confused with the penguin on your telly
My eyes are great but I assume I need my balls more than my eyes.
Haven't really seen my balls since I got married, so maybe I'd go with that.
If he was a really good buddy he would have selected both of the choices....
April 17th, 2019 at 11:50 PM ^
Is there a shark with a freakin laser beam attached to it's head involved?
Presumably one must be a student at Notre Dame to be the leprechaun. I believe OSU sometimes has honored guests who are not students dot the I. Since I prefer to imagine a future in which my child is not a student at either of those places, I choose dot the I.
You could be first one ever to "nail" a leprechaun
If I were ever to commit suicide, it would be by tackling the sousaphone player just before they could dot the I.
I would rather staple my face to a horse
This reminds me of Weird Al’s, “One More Minute”. If you don’t know it, it’s a do-wop style song about all the things he’d rather do than “spend one more minute with you”. Classic.
April 17th, 2019 at 10:58 PM ^
Saw Al do this in Cleveland along with my personal fave, Albuquerque. Priceless.
In addition to the fact that Notre Dame is arguably the better academic institution, Fuck Ohio State. Leprechaun all day.
If I were to dot the I, while doing it, can I pull down my pants and take a massive shit on the field? It is a toilet bowl after all.
Yes, but I believe they still require you to use a cooler, and you have to supply that yourself because it is considered an impermissible benefit.
Toilet seat vs. The Horseshoe. Where would you rather sit?
FUCK the ohio "I" !!!
I won’t watch the dotting of the “I”. Turn it, before it happens every time. Barf.
Can I dot the "i" while wearing head-to-toe Michigan gear and flipping off the entire Horseshoe? Sign me up.
Dot one of the "i"s in "figthing".
The real question here is why your father-in-law thinks you care about who the Notre Dame leprechaun is.
He’s an Indiana alum that roots for ND. Bleh
Leprechaun easy choice IMO.
Dotting the i for sure. Playing school at OSU sounds hella easier than playing school at Notre Dame.
Is burning myself with lit cigarettes an option? Because I’d take that first.
April 17th, 2019 at 10:19 PM ^
Both Crap
April 17th, 2019 at 10:59 PM ^
Dotting the I but playing baritone sax. Take that you stupid brass band.
April 17th, 2019 at 11:32 PM ^
Neither. If I absolutely had to, like, gun to my head had to ..... I’d take the cyanide capsule
This is like asking if you would rather your daughter have terminal cancer or AIDS
Boy George or Cindy Lauper?
Stanford Tree
April 18th, 2019 at 10:28 AM ^
Uhhh.. 1 question:
Can I dot the i ON the leprechaun?
That seems fun.
OH... the wonderful things I'd do to that girl with my sousaphone!
Just sayin!