OT Your Christmas Eve tradition
Growing up i heard a lot of bunk about leaving milk & cookies for Santa on Christmas Eve.
In the jabberwock household we were informed in no uncertain terms that Santa actually preferred beer and cheese & crackers.
You might be imagining a nice aged cheese paired with a select craft brew, but in reality is was usually a plate of velveta-topped saltines and a can of Strohs.
The reindeer didn't get shit.
Any other families do anything non-traditional as a Santa offering?
I know of 1 family friend from a particularly anal retentive home that left out a bowl of soapy water and a washcloth so Santa wouldn't soil their expensive white furniture & carpet.
That's fucked up.
December 24th, 2017 at 7:44 PM ^
I drink until I can't feel feelings anymore. That's how dad did it, and dammit, I will continue the tradition...
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That and drinking until I can’t feel things.
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Awesome - I'm using this tonight!!!
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football then die hard. eat too much & fall asleep on sofa.
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Does the Chinese restaurant leave the Duck head on or off when they bring it to the table? If on, let us know if the duck is smiling.
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usually go to my aunt's house but the last few years I haven't been able to make it because of weather or illness. continuing that tradition this year hunkering down in the snowstorm wrapping presents, eating mac and cheese, and drinking beer and bourbon.
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i listen to 'same old lang syne' on full blast until i fall asleep.
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Alcohol and chess
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