Audacity, then again audacity, always audacity.

please do not enact violence against mere cogs in the machine 

Don't start a freshman QB behind a putrid OL and David Ojabo and Aidan Hutchinson rushing against you.

A beatdown at the Big House

if this column was a Sufjan Stevens song it would be called "Come On! Feel The Broken Bones Of All Who Oppose Your Mighty Ground Assault!" 

Last call! Get your Bits now!

Camp rumors, of course, come in bits.

Each of us is a spark; together we are a flame.

Well, since you're throwing bullets, I'm not even gonna mention the fact that you're an hour late, and I have been standing here trying to figure out who my starting pitcher would be if you didn't show up.

by god I roped curling into this one