Touched by a few, tackled by none.

Were you watching the delayed SWAC season this spring? Remember the big receiver on Deion Sanders’ team who was taking the top off of SWAC defenses? That guy.

A nose.

squad assembled

Smoother than Santana performing a guitar solo while standing on an atom mirror.

More Funchessian than Edwardsian, but very 6-4.

big man

The only bad news is the future can’t get here soon enough.

Linguist is loose in Tennessee.

this post does not contain a joke about the linguist's silver tongue unless this counts