we are gathered here today 

Michigan easily bats aside the Broncos. 

We might be sleeping on Roman Wilson.

Well, since you're throwing bullets, I'm not even gonna mention the fact that you're an hour late, and I have been standing here trying to figure out who my starting pitcher would be if you didn't show up.

I suppose you'll want to say "ha ha ha YES" while reading this 

the otter is: depressed

the best case scenario 

that was fun, let's talk about it

dad achievement unlocked

depth! variety! pass protection! they've got it all!