We Didn't Invent Football
Devin Funchess, Derrick Green, Michigan's got a winning team
Devin Gardner, Brady Hoke
I miss the days when Sparty choked
Braxton Miller not gonna play
David Brandon will make you pay
Ticket prices on the rise
Hagerup's got punter's thighs
Urban Meyer, Pat Narduzzi
A gap blitz will make you woozy
Kurt Flood, Jerry Krill, Tim Beckman's coaching still?
Piped in music, Special K
Giant Noodle on Youth Day
We didn't invent football
But we've won more games
Than Notre Dame
We didn't invent football
We're the Leaders and Best
Not quite from the West
Jake Ryan, Frank Clark
Brian Cook is dishing snark
Willie Henry, Ondre Pipkins
Notre Dame is full Chickens
Jabril Peppers, Norfleet
Is often tackled by his feet
We didn't invent football
But we've won more games
Than Notre Dame
We didn't invent football
We're the Leaders and Best
Not quite from the West
September 6th, 2014 at 11:12 AM ^
September 6th, 2014 at 11:14 AM ^
Between this and the haikus, you've had a pretty busy morning! Well done!
September 6th, 2014 at 11:16 AM ^
September 6th, 2014 at 11:28 AM ^
Can you do something like this for the whole Darkside of the Moon album before you take off for the wedding?
September 6th, 2014 at 11:19 AM ^
Holy shit man, I wish I could give you more than one upvote. This is impressive.
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Nice work, Tex.
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You have the sex with the white girls tonight.
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Good stuff, keep it coming!
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September 6th, 2014 at 2:57 PM ^
Wow. I feel pity for the person who downvoted the OP.
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