We Didn't Invent Football

Submitted by Texagander on
In response for the request for a remix of We Didn't Start The Fire, this is what I could do before heading out the door to a wedding. Will post more later when I have time.

Devin Funchess, Derrick Green, Michigan's got a winning team
Devin Gardner, Brady Hoke
I miss the days when Sparty choked
Braxton Miller not gonna play
David Brandon will make you pay
Ticket prices on the rise
Hagerup's got punter's thighs

Urban Meyer, Pat Narduzzi
A gap blitz will make you woozy
Kurt Flood, Jerry Krill, Tim Beckman's coaching still?
Piped in music, Special K
Giant Noodle on Youth Day

We didn't invent football
But we've won more games
Than Notre Dame
We didn't invent football
We're the Leaders and Best
Not quite from the West

Jake Ryan, Frank Clark
Brian Cook is dishing snark
Willie Henry, Ondre Pipkins
Notre Dame is full Chickens
Jabril Peppers, Norfleet
Is often tackled by his feet

We didn't invent football
But we've won more games
Than Notre Dame
We didn't invent football
We're the Leaders and Best
Not quite from the West