OT: Holy crap, wait for it...
Watch through the first part, which is as you would expect a normal report of something like this would go, until you get to the comments by the brother. You won't be sorry.
So glad I just watched this... Thank you
“I mean everyone kills people, rapes people, steals from you, steals from me, whatever."
I honestly believe that man would go violent on me.
With a hissy fit of slaps.
What are his chances of finding a job?
What are his chances for getting an offer from MSU?
Nice post......HOMEBOY!
Hey, do you know where I could buy those shoes? The closest I've gotten is some maize and blue ones at a Champs with the #72 on them. Would be awesome
They're Nike SB's. They'll probably run you $200 on eBay.
. . . did that reporter maintain a straight face?
"Home Boy" hooks up with tons of women.
Wow, I thought this was going to be from an episode of the Chappelle show.
like Clarence Bigsby
"Alright calm down tyrone its not like your sisters a virgin or anything."
TY for sharing!
So hide yo kids, hide yo wife, hide yo husbands, cuz he's rapin everybody... lol
Oh no you DI'NT!!!!
...Chris Rock look alike.
I also was waiting to hear that the t-shirt left behind was an OSU t-shirt.
but that might make it on-topic. I thought he looked more like a black Russell Brand. I laughed so hard imagining that comparison
That was awesome. This blog really does provide me with everything i need to make it through the day.
i hate to admit it seince it is a serious issue ....
but i was on the floor laughing
It's true. Mental handicaps are not a laughing matter.
Sorry about the size. I tried several times to make it smaller. Its awesomeness refuses to be contained.
Or thats what she said...
or..
Or better yet, beaters.
Well, the man certainly shows a lot of emotion. I'll leave it at that.
God I love the Internet so very very much.
...black Russell Brand?
To think I even debated pausing my music for this! So worth it! It's GOLD, Jerry!
Not only did the woman in the studio keep a straight face, but she promised "more at 6:00." I can't wait.
I agree that this blog is gold. This is one of the many reasons. Thanks for the post! I was dying of laughter. This must be the reason people still watch local news.
Ohio State School of Public Speaking!
Or Public Policy.
...I just got back from a business trip to Huntsville (don't worry, I don't fit the description of the perp).
Here's a follow up story on the brother, who's becoming an internet sensation with a rap version of the interview and a ring tone already out there.
Dodson says the situation he and his family went through was terrifying. He said he was angry the day he went on camera, but says he did it to warn his neighbors. Today, he's much more calm, but says he has no regrets.
"What people fail to realize is, we don't run around crying acting sad. We dust our shoulders off and keep on moving," said Dodson.
Antoine and his family are scared to stay at their apartment at night. The attack has left his sister worried for their safety. Antoine says he didn't do the interview to become a household name, he did it to help try and catch his sister's attacker.
"Pretty much I'm going to be beat his **** and then I'm going to call the police while I'm beating his ****. I want you to feel what my sister feel when you came into her room," said Dodson.
Thing is, if you saved your sister from being raped, wouldn't you be amped up and want to scream your outrage to the world? I know I would. Antoine, you don't know me and we come from two completely different worlds, but I'm with you 100% on this one.
That was funny, where do you guys find these stories?
