Earthquake in Lake Erie
A few hours after Michigan secures a CWS spot God had some fun with Ohio. Just a minor quake that shook some shelves.
yawn. a 4.0 is basically the aftermath of a Chipotle experience...
I got a 4.0 once. It was a BIG deal. My mom took me to Chipotle.
Most people in Ohio wouldn't even notice, thinking it was just their trailer being blown by the wind.
Damn.... and I forgot my surfboard!
Here comes the tsunami
Carrying away the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
Shame that Columbus is so far away.
Not far enough away!
Lakequake?
Somehow it had to do with Bob Wylie.
Maybe Zach Smith was on a Lk Erie fishing charter and dropped another bomb about Tom Herman
Ok. Cool. Hook ‘em! ??
They will rebuild!!
A school of 12 minnows washed ashore. FEMA is on their way for the clean up.
Unless The Rock is needed to lend his assistance it is not a real earthquake.
And the Lord saw that all of ohio, save for a few captive wolverines, was all evil all the time, lying, murdering, cheating and worse, filled with buckeyes. So he took the state and shook it like a rag as a warning to the buckeyes that judgment was coming. And all the surrounding states rejoiced.
1 tremors 1:1-3
And Moses looked down from Mount Miserable and was dismayed; spaketh he: "Ohio is the Worst State Ever."
- Exodus 19:69
Lest we all hope that this is the start of the OSU sports cataclysm that is coming.
I just assumed it was LeBron's legacy beginning the initial stages of implosion.
Whew!
That was close.....thank goodness it didn't harm Cedar Point or the Bob-lo Boat!
Fracking