reboot ALF
[Bryan Fuller]
Aftermath of a decision. Spencer tackles the boggling end of the Penn State-Ohio State game. Two timeouts and two checks to the sideline resulted in this:
This is the PSU version of that one screenshot from Lloyd Carr's last Ohio State game.
It is truly boggling even aside from the stunt that eats the play whole. Penn State's left tackle doesn't let the backside end go! PSU options nobody on fourth and five! Trace McSorley had 175 rushing yards! This is after two timeouts! And two checks to the sideline! Three different guys are utterly unblocked! What!
In related news:
I just did the math.
— Kevin Harrish (@Kevinish) October 1, 2018
Penn State's win probability peaked at 97.3% in 2017 with 7:35 left on the clock, and 96.1% this season with 8:00 remaining.
The odds of Ohio State winning both of those games at that point, given those numbers, is 0.105%. Literally one in a thousand.
FFS, James Franklin. Next year is going to be real interesting for PSU. McSorley is the thing propping them up right now in their Moorhead Wile E Coyote year. Could be very different next year. PSU fans can console themselves on 24/7; Franklin is recruiting his ass off. Which he'd better since he's the gameday equal of Brady Hoke. Except with more yelling at fans.
Someone please stop EMU. This looks like Pleasantville State taking on Generic Green Opponent That Has Frenched A Lady's Bosom*:
BALLGAME.
— #MACtion (@MACSports) September 30, 2018
NIU's @Harbison_iii with the game-winning TD in triple OT! #theHardWay #MACtion pic.twitter.com/xzk6LrHXDc
I am mesmerized, but it feels like NIU folks entering the endzone should suddenly burst into color.
*[I don't quite remember the plot of Pleasantville. Or, apparently, what to do in the boudoir. Boudoir. Boodwah.]
[After THE JUMP: Maryland's culture is screwed all the way to the boosters]
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