never good when incarnate word gets mentioned

1/25/2020 – Michigan 62, Illinois 64 – 11-8, 2-6 Big Ten

Ha ha no not really. I would never threaten a puppy just because my favorite basketball team has been hit by a frying pan over and over again. I find this all funny, actually. I want you to know that.

I am personally unaffected by Michigan basketball's month long run towards a football held by a Lucy so diabolical that it put Franz Wagner, to date an 87% free throw shooter, at the line late. Wagner clanged both free throws to cap an 0/5 run on FTs. Ayo Dosunmu canned a tough runner over Simpson, his 10th make on 4 attempts in the midrange. Loss.

Dosunmu, a 29% three point shooter entering the game, hit two of three with both makes off the dribble.

I am not collecting these facts so I can print out a brick worthy of brandishing at the sky. I do not plan to rend my garments and moan "whyyyyyyyyyyy?" as I brandish the brick of outrageous items (Trent Frazier hit two threes from thirty feet! Michigan had two turnovers and lost!) at the sky. I think this is all funny.

Michigan had ten offensive rebounds and two turnovers and 21 free throws and did not score a point per possession. I am not looking up proper usage of the word "yeet," which appears to be something that addled teens use to beg powerful entities to erase them from existence. All of this is part of life's rich pageant. One must take the good with the bad.

Isaiah Livers lasted 20 minutes before appearing to re-injure his groin in a potentially season-crushing moment. I am… AAAARGH FUUUUUUUUU-

[After THE *UMP: still no letter that comes after i]